Roxas's New Love (A Playarts Adventure)
Title: Roxas's New Love
Characters: (In order of appearence) Roxas, Cloud, Axel, Vaan, Tidus, Auron, Sora
Plot: None. What do you think?!
Rating: T. Because of language. :D
Inspired by Rainbowserenity, and I was EXTREMELY bored yesterday. :D So...uh... I'm sorry if it's not funny. And about the picture quality... Yeah, sorry about that.
And into my room the amazon, we shall go...
Once upon a time, in a jungle far far away known as my bedroom, animals roamed. And so did figurines, aka, Play Arts. ONE DAY, a boy named Roxas came upon a golden bar on the ground, and lo, was he merry.
Roxas: CARAMEL!
For, it was known to few, that Roxas was completely gaga for caramel. In a cliched display of love, he beat away all the animals trying to get it, and grabbed it, his cackling heard for all to...well...hear.
Roxas: Muwahaha... Caramel. I love caramel. Sea salt ice cream is obviously better, but caramel will do. Especially with no Axel, no anyone to share it with. ...I do love it so...
...Roxas blathered on for a few minutes hours, when suddenly, Cloud appeared from no where.
Cloud: Caramel. Share. Now.
Roxas: *holds caramel close* Look, buddy. I don't care if everyone thinks we're related due to your hair being like Sora's and Sora looking like me. Fangirls are crazy. I'm not giving up my caramel to a mako induced emo git like you!
Cloud: ...Takes one to know one. *Pulls out his Advent Children!Buster Sword* Give me the caramel.
Roxas: NEVER!
After a stunning display of strength, Roxas "pwns" Cloud, leaves him in the dust and runs away.
Roxas: Phew...for being such a huge character, he sure was weak. At least I can be alooone with my caramel. Mmmyes. Carame -- wait. My senses are tingling... ...oh dear.
And Roxas was RIGHT!
Axel: *GLOMP* Hello my lovely. Yes, I AM sounding extremely out of character, thanks for asking. But I had to see you. *SNUGGLE*
Roxas: AHFDBJKHKADBD THE CARAMEL!! *just out of reach*
After Roxas beats Axel up gets Axel off of him, he explains the caramel, tenderly saying how he is sorry he can't share a single morsel.
Roxas: MINE. GET YOUR OWN.
Axel: ...Buddy, I don't like that crap. But whatever floats your boat. And do you realize that the way you're holding it makes it look like you have a golden wang? :DDD
No. Roxas did not.
Roxas: *FACE PALM* HOW DARE YOU DEFY MY CARAMEL LIKE SO, YOU FIEND!!!
Suddenly, Cloud comes back!
Cloud: Caramel. Now.
Roxas: Pfft, like I'm giving this up for you. Find your own!
Cloud: BUT BRIE ATE IT ALL There are no more wild caramel's on the plains. Either give up the caramel, or DIE.
Roxas: I'd rather DIE.
Axel: ...We can't die. We fade away. We're you paying attention to ANY of the games?
Roxas: *blatent IGNORE, DESU*
This angers Cloud!
Cloud: KAHLBDHKD YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY! *EYE SHINES EVILLY*
Roxas: *Snarls and summons keyblade*
Axel: *sighs, and summons chakrams*
Cloud wishes to KILL ROXAS.
Cloud: FOR MOTHER!!! AHHHHHQHHHH!
Axel and Roxas are not WORRIED!
Axel: ...Has anyone else noticed how the picture quality has gone down? Serioulsy Brie, you're a sucky Photographer.
Roxas: Don't bother BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL when we're about to die!
Axel: ...Roxas, you kicked his ass a few pictures ago. And besides, his death scream had a Q in it. Clearly, something is missing in this man's head.
Roxas: ... don't insult my fandom family that way.
Axel: *groans more*
As Axel predicited, Cloud can't fight. Not because he's weak, but because ...his hand won't properly hold his sword. In which, Cloud is depressed.
Cloud: Mother... I've tried. I'm sorry. I HAVE BEEN DEFEATED EVERY TIME!
Roxas: NO. NO LYRICS. STOP.
Axel: ...Mother? Am I the only one in character here?! Sephiroth whines to his mother, NOT you!
*Sephiroth would kick Axel's ass for this, but Brie doesn't have Sephiroth. So he glares from afar*
Axel MOCKS MORE!
Axel: Look, you suck. If a 15 year old boy kicked your ass, you're not deserving of being the FF7 hero. That title should go to me. For I am much better, and DAMNIT IT BRIE! YOUR PICTURE QUALITY SUCKS TO THE HIGH HEAVENS.
Roxas and Cloud are astonished!
Roxas: ...Should you really insult him like that? I mean... he may be weak, but if not in Play Arts form, he'd kill us.
Axel: I don't care. HA. I CAN'T CARE. And for all my lack of caring, I do care about the pictures. They suck. I look bad in them. FAIL.
Cloud: BRETHEN! LET US TAKE THEM DOWN!
Vaan appears!
Vaan: Whaat? No Balthier?
[Actually, it was Kon, from Bleach, or Balthier I was going to get for Christmas. And my friend got me Kon. Sorry Vaan.]
Cloud: Decimate the fools.
Vaan: Sure, why not. ...Hmph. No Penelo... heck, even Ashe would do.
Fangirl named Brie: *SNARL!!!*
Axel is STILL pissed!
Axel: LOOK! None of your idiots can fight! Vaan, your sword is broken!
(...Sorry Vaan. It wasn't my fault, I swear!)
Axel: (con) Cloud, your sword arm doesn't work, ROXAS is practially ready to kill for this caramel, and yet you all ready to go down with him?! AND WHY ARE THE PICTURES GETTING WORSE?! DEAR DARKNESS, SAVE ME!
Instead, Axel gets threatned!
Tidus: We're not all weak! Now, stop your insults of Final Fantasy (and the main fangirl), or I will have to slit your throat, a la SWEENEY TODD.
Axel: ...For the love of Darkness...
...Tidus...gets...pwned.
Tidus: OMG, CHAKRAM IN CROTCH, OWOWOW *ded*
Axel: I thought you were supposed to stop me, PUNK! YEAH! HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?!
All other men: o_o *cover crotches*
Suddenly, God AURON APPEARS.
Auron: Either stop this foolishness this instant and give me the damn caramel, or everyone in this room (yes Brie, you too), dies.
Brie, Axel, Roxas, Cloud, Vaan: O_O
Tidus: x_x
Auron: ...And Jecht's son, afer 10 years of training, you still can't defeat anyone? *sigh* Minor annoyances.
Axel and Roxas are smarter than one thinks!
Axel: WAIT FOR ME! *ttly leaves Chakrams behind*
Roxas: PFFT, SHE'LL GET MORE CARAMEL SOON! AND WHEN SHE DOES, IT"LL BE MIIIINEEE!
Axel: RUN FASTER ROXAS! HE'LL CATCH US!
*both run away screaming*
Suddenly, out of NO WHERE, Sora appears!
Auron: Here. I heard you like caramel.
Sora: ...*confused* Oh! Hey Auron! Nah, Roxas likes the stuff. Ah well. Maybe I should give him this if I see him.
Auron: No.
Sora: ...Ah, alright. Hey, I'll give it to Pooh [who sits near him]. It's almost like Honey, maybe he'll like it.
Auron: Better.
(Ignore Axel and Roxas in the background, plzkthnx.)
Suddenly, Axel and Roxas land in Hell! a pile of CARAMEL WRAPPERS!
Roxas: THIS IS CRUEL AND INHUMANE! I AM GOING TO MAIM YOU, BRIE. YOUR PHOTOGRAPHY SUCKS, YOU DON'T EVEN LET ME HOLD THE CARAMEL, AND...wait...what are you doing?
Axel: ...She's eating the caramel. Yep, gone now. *sigh*
Roxas: That...that... IF I COULD MOVE ON MY OWN, I WOULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW. COME ON, FIGHT ME, DAMNIT!
And with that, our story of "Roxas and his caramel" Ends.
Curious...can anyone guess what song Cloud's lyrics come from? xDD
Other than that, hoped you liked it!
Characters: (In order of appearence) Roxas, Cloud, Axel, Vaan, Tidus, Auron, Sora
Plot: None. What do you think?!
Rating: T. Because of language. :D
Inspired by Rainbowserenity, and I was EXTREMELY bored yesterday. :D So...uh... I'm sorry if it's not funny. And about the picture quality... Yeah, sorry about that.
And into my room the amazon, we shall go...
Once upon a time, in a jungle far far away known as my bedroom, animals roamed. And so did figurines, aka, Play Arts. ONE DAY, a boy named Roxas came upon a golden bar on the ground, and lo, was he merry.
Roxas: CARAMEL!
For, it was known to few, that Roxas was completely gaga for caramel. In a cliched display of love, he beat away all the animals trying to get it, and grabbed it, his cackling heard for all to...well...hear.
Roxas: Muwahaha... Caramel. I love caramel. Sea salt ice cream is obviously better, but caramel will do. Especially with no Axel, no anyone to share it with. ...I do love it so...
...Roxas blathered on for a few minutes hours, when suddenly, Cloud appeared from no where.
Cloud: Caramel. Share. Now.
Roxas: *holds caramel close* Look, buddy. I don't care if everyone thinks we're related due to your hair being like Sora's and Sora looking like me. Fangirls are crazy. I'm not giving up my caramel to a mako induced emo git like you!
Cloud: ...Takes one to know one. *Pulls out his Advent Children!Buster Sword* Give me the caramel.
Roxas: NEVER!
After a stunning display of strength, Roxas "pwns" Cloud, leaves him in the dust and runs away.
Roxas: Phew...for being such a huge character, he sure was weak. At least I can be alooone with my caramel. Mmmyes. Carame -- wait. My senses are tingling... ...oh dear.
And Roxas was RIGHT!
Axel: *GLOMP* Hello my lovely. Yes, I AM sounding extremely out of character, thanks for asking. But I had to see you. *SNUGGLE*
Roxas: AHFDBJKHKADBD THE CARAMEL!! *just out of reach*
After Roxas beats Axel up gets Axel off of him, he explains the caramel, tenderly saying how he is sorry he can't share a single morsel.
Roxas: MINE. GET YOUR OWN.
Axel: ...Buddy, I don't like that crap. But whatever floats your boat. And do you realize that the way you're holding it makes it look like you have a golden wang? :DDD
No. Roxas did not.
Roxas: *FACE PALM* HOW DARE YOU DEFY MY CARAMEL LIKE SO, YOU FIEND!!!
Suddenly, Cloud comes back!
Cloud: Caramel. Now.
Roxas: Pfft, like I'm giving this up for you. Find your own!
Cloud: BUT BRIE ATE IT ALL There are no more wild caramel's on the plains. Either give up the caramel, or DIE.
Roxas: I'd rather DIE.
Axel: ...We can't die. We fade away. We're you paying attention to ANY of the games?
Roxas: *blatent IGNORE, DESU*
This angers Cloud!
Cloud: KAHLBDHKD YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY! *EYE SHINES EVILLY*
Roxas: *Snarls and summons keyblade*
Axel: *sighs, and summons chakrams*
Cloud wishes to KILL ROXAS.
Cloud: FOR MOTHER!!! AHHHHHQHHHH!
Axel and Roxas are not WORRIED!
Axel: ...Has anyone else noticed how the picture quality has gone down? Serioulsy Brie, you're a sucky Photographer.
Roxas: Don't bother BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL when we're about to die!
Axel: ...Roxas, you kicked his ass a few pictures ago. And besides, his death scream had a Q in it. Clearly, something is missing in this man's head.
Roxas: ... don't insult my fandom family that way.
Axel: *groans more*
As Axel predicited, Cloud can't fight. Not because he's weak, but because ...his hand won't properly hold his sword. In which, Cloud is depressed.
Cloud: Mother... I've tried. I'm sorry. I HAVE BEEN DEFEATED EVERY TIME!
Roxas: NO. NO LYRICS. STOP.
Axel: ...Mother? Am I the only one in character here?! Sephiroth whines to his mother, NOT you!
*Sephiroth would kick Axel's ass for this, but Brie doesn't have Sephiroth. So he glares from afar*
Axel MOCKS MORE!
Axel: Look, you suck. If a 15 year old boy kicked your ass, you're not deserving of being the FF7 hero. That title should go to me. For I am much better, and DAMNIT IT BRIE! YOUR PICTURE QUALITY SUCKS TO THE HIGH HEAVENS.
Roxas and Cloud are astonished!
Roxas: ...Should you really insult him like that? I mean... he may be weak, but if not in Play Arts form, he'd kill us.
Axel: I don't care. HA. I CAN'T CARE. And for all my lack of caring, I do care about the pictures. They suck. I look bad in them. FAIL.
Cloud: BRETHEN! LET US TAKE THEM DOWN!
Vaan appears!
Vaan: Whaat? No Balthier?
[Actually, it was Kon, from Bleach, or Balthier I was going to get for Christmas. And my friend got me Kon. Sorry Vaan.]
Cloud: Decimate the fools.
Vaan: Sure, why not. ...Hmph. No Penelo... heck, even Ashe would do.
Fangirl named Brie: *SNARL!!!*
Axel is STILL pissed!
Axel: LOOK! None of your idiots can fight! Vaan, your sword is broken!
(...Sorry Vaan. It wasn't my fault, I swear!)
Axel: (con) Cloud, your sword arm doesn't work, ROXAS is practially ready to kill for this caramel, and yet you all ready to go down with him?! AND WHY ARE THE PICTURES GETTING WORSE?! DEAR DARKNESS, SAVE ME!
Instead, Axel gets threatned!
Tidus: We're not all weak! Now, stop your insults of Final Fantasy (and the main fangirl), or I will have to slit your throat, a la SWEENEY TODD.
Axel: ...For the love of Darkness...
...Tidus...gets...pwned.
Tidus: OMG, CHAKRAM IN CROTCH, OWOWOW *ded*
Axel: I thought you were supposed to stop me, PUNK! YEAH! HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?!
All other men: o_o *cover crotches*
Suddenly, God AURON APPEARS.
Auron: Either stop this foolishness this instant and give me the damn caramel, or everyone in this room (yes Brie, you too), dies.
Brie, Axel, Roxas, Cloud, Vaan: O_O
Tidus: x_x
Auron: ...And Jecht's son, afer 10 years of training, you still can't defeat anyone? *sigh* Minor annoyances.
Axel and Roxas are smarter than one thinks!
Axel: WAIT FOR ME! *ttly leaves Chakrams behind*
Roxas: PFFT, SHE'LL GET MORE CARAMEL SOON! AND WHEN SHE DOES, IT"LL BE MIIIINEEE!
Axel: RUN FASTER ROXAS! HE'LL CATCH US!
*both run away screaming*
Suddenly, out of NO WHERE, Sora appears!
Auron: Here. I heard you like caramel.
Sora: ...*confused* Oh! Hey Auron! Nah, Roxas likes the stuff. Ah well. Maybe I should give him this if I see him.
Auron: No.
Sora: ...Ah, alright. Hey, I'll give it to Pooh [who sits near him]. It's almost like Honey, maybe he'll like it.
Auron: Better.
(Ignore Axel and Roxas in the background, plzkthnx.)
Suddenly, Axel and Roxas land in Hell! a pile of CARAMEL WRAPPERS!
Roxas: THIS IS CRUEL AND INHUMANE! I AM GOING TO MAIM YOU, BRIE. YOUR PHOTOGRAPHY SUCKS, YOU DON'T EVEN LET ME HOLD THE CARAMEL, AND...wait...what are you doing?
Axel: ...She's eating the caramel. Yep, gone now. *sigh*
Roxas: That...that... IF I COULD MOVE ON MY OWN, I WOULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW. COME ON, FIGHT ME, DAMNIT!
And with that, our story of "Roxas and his caramel" Ends.
Curious...can anyone guess what song Cloud's lyrics come from? xDD
Other than that, hoped you liked it!