This is what I do in my spare time...

[thescienceofsex]

(write stupid hai-ku's to kill time)

I drank hella beer
And then went on a witch hunt
But I had no luck

Drank too many beers
And watched Iron Man with Nick
Was not very good

Smoked too many cigs
And now my throat is in pain
I should not get drunk

Massive hangover
Wish I'd never woken up
Will not drink today

Headache go away
You make me irritable
And make me bitchy

I want to eat junk
It sounds so dang good to me
But will make me fat

Nobody likes fat
And nobody likes bitches
So I will not drink.