polygamy

Jul 27, 2006 00:08

So... I think I’m going to become a polygamist. Would I qualify for special circumstances? I mean, it's not like i'm trying to commit fraud, or lie. they would be completely open relationships. the roles of wife, mistress, girlfriend are over flowing. I still only have one wife, at least i think i do. we haven't spoken for months but isn't that what married couples do? On facebook I’m engaged to Laura Kathryn, I’m engaged to Lee Ann now and we'll get married as soon as we knock off her first hubby and inherit. If Vanessa isn't married by 35 we're getting engaged and marrying when I’m 35, hell we already live together. I think Holly and I have some sort of agreement, I can't remember, we had had an exhausting night in bed by the time matrimony came up. And while I’m at it, what about Shira and Meredith? And I think Jacqui is somewhere in this plans too. Now... if only i had the time to attract a guy amidst all of this.
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