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Dear UNCG
I would like to thank you for sponsoring the wonderful week known as Greek week. It sucked. Majorly. Even I was saying Greek week was 'gay'. Thank you for sanitizing, shrink wrapping, and removing all fun elements from it for our protection. It was a great idea to remove almost all real sports like football, basketball, and outdoor soccer. Wonderful to replace them with the 'Greek Gauntlet', which also was equally brilliant to have the judges of it be members of competing teams. I'm sure it's purely coincidental that their teams just happened to win. There is nothing out of the ordinary about being the first one to respond to the question, merely to be overlooked. Repeatedly. Finally, I would especially like to thank you for providing me with an event to give myself whiplash at, strain my neck, and then offer me no first aid within 20 minutes of my injury. It's not like I was laying face down in the lake or anything. And then I would like to thank for you for your wonderful health center for providing a sports specialist who is gone all week and the wonderful receptionist who I believe is named Madame Defarge. You never know, I could be pregnant.
Thank you,
Bitter, Party of 1
I would like to thank you for sponsoring the wonderful week known as Greek week. It sucked. Majorly. Even I was saying Greek week was 'gay'. Thank you for sanitizing, shrink wrapping, and removing all fun elements from it for our protection. It was a great idea to remove almost all real sports like football, basketball, and outdoor soccer. Wonderful to replace them with the 'Greek Gauntlet', which also was equally brilliant to have the judges of it be members of competing teams. I'm sure it's purely coincidental that their teams just happened to win. There is nothing out of the ordinary about being the first one to respond to the question, merely to be overlooked. Repeatedly. Finally, I would especially like to thank you for providing me with an event to give myself whiplash at, strain my neck, and then offer me no first aid within 20 minutes of my injury. It's not like I was laying face down in the lake or anything. And then I would like to thank for you for your wonderful health center for providing a sports specialist who is gone all week and the wonderful receptionist who I believe is named Madame Defarge. You never know, I could be pregnant.
Thank you,
Bitter, Party of 1