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Yesterday, around 3:30 pm, Dean and I emarked on an adventure of immense proportions.
With us, we had two cans of pringles, one bottle of pepsi, one bottle of sprite, one can of ginger ale, one copy of Fangoria magazine, one copy of Popular Science magazine [for the geek, meaning me], four bottles of water, a box of orange sunrise powder things for said water bottles, a huge box of goldfish, a pillow and a blanket.
Where did we go, you might be asking?
Well, a measly hour and half drive brought us to our destination: Charlotesville.
Now, you are probably wondering why we decided to grace Charlotesville, VA with our supreme presences on a Thursday evening.
Why, it was to see the FUCKING PIXIES in all their beautiful, magnificent glory.
Getting there at five ensured us a spot right in front of Frank [aka Charles], himself!
Of course the stage was about five and a half feet tall, and made of concrete, so I had to stand on my tiptoes to see. But nonetheless, that glorious man was only about a foot away from me the entire time. I practially wet my knickers when they came onto that stage.
The entire set was brilliant!
There were moments, however, where I was full of rage and wanted to punch some retards' faces into the fucking concrete to watch their innerds spill everywhere.
These HIGHLIGHTS included:
- Some sweaty, gross, drugged-out retard got up behind me and put his arms around me. I seriously thought that Dean was going to shed blood. He might have tried to choke the guy with his arm. Retard let go and backed off. Of course, eventually this guy returned and decided to rub all up on Dean this time. This conversation ensued:
Dean: "Get the fuck off of me!"
Gross retard: "Hey man, it's general admission"
Dean: "Yeah, well it's not general rub your sweaty ass all up on me"
I might have laughed. Shhhh.
All in all, I had a marvelous time.
Charles was the most beautiful man ever.
Kim is my personal heroine.
Joey made me tear with joy.
And Dave made my heart go pitter-patter.
It was a great experience.
AND, Dean might be the greatest EVER.
Oh yes.
I believe so.
With us, we had two cans of pringles, one bottle of pepsi, one bottle of sprite, one can of ginger ale, one copy of Fangoria magazine, one copy of Popular Science magazine [for the geek, meaning me], four bottles of water, a box of orange sunrise powder things for said water bottles, a huge box of goldfish, a pillow and a blanket.
Where did we go, you might be asking?
Well, a measly hour and half drive brought us to our destination: Charlotesville.
Now, you are probably wondering why we decided to grace Charlotesville, VA with our supreme presences on a Thursday evening.
Why, it was to see the FUCKING PIXIES in all their beautiful, magnificent glory.
Getting there at five ensured us a spot right in front of Frank [aka Charles], himself!
Of course the stage was about five and a half feet tall, and made of concrete, so I had to stand on my tiptoes to see. But nonetheless, that glorious man was only about a foot away from me the entire time. I practially wet my knickers when they came onto that stage.
The entire set was brilliant!
There were moments, however, where I was full of rage and wanted to punch some retards' faces into the fucking concrete to watch their innerds spill everywhere.
These HIGHLIGHTS included:
- Some sweaty, gross, drugged-out retard got up behind me and put his arms around me. I seriously thought that Dean was going to shed blood. He might have tried to choke the guy with his arm. Retard let go and backed off. Of course, eventually this guy returned and decided to rub all up on Dean this time. This conversation ensued:
Dean: "Get the fuck off of me!"
Gross retard: "Hey man, it's general admission"
Dean: "Yeah, well it's not general rub your sweaty ass all up on me"
I might have laughed. Shhhh.
All in all, I had a marvelous time.
Charles was the most beautiful man ever.
Kim is my personal heroine.
Joey made me tear with joy.
And Dave made my heart go pitter-patter.
It was a great experience.
AND, Dean might be the greatest EVER.
Oh yes.
I believe so.