ATTN: My father
You are a miserable human being. I want you to die. I never tell you I love you because if I did I would probably be lying. You have no redeeming qualities. You got my mom pregnant TWICE; The first time you couldn't man up and be there for her, and you aren't doing a better job this time. You hate my aunt and uncle, who are thousands of times better than you are and you will ever be, and just threatened to beat the shit out of their dog, who YOU PICKED OUT, who is also THOUSANDS OF TIMES BETTER THAN YOU, for no good reason.
Remember, if it came down to it, I would pick any dog over you any day. Dipshit.
Thanks for almost driving me out of the house because of it, too. Get hit by a truck. I won't miss you, my mom won't miss you, YOUR OWN MOTHER WON'T MISS YOU. I KNOW.
Excuse me, I have to go vomit now.
Remember, if it came down to it, I would pick any dog over you any day. Dipshit.
Thanks for almost driving me out of the house because of it, too. Get hit by a truck. I won't miss you, my mom won't miss you, YOUR OWN MOTHER WON'T MISS YOU. I KNOW.
Excuse me, I have to go vomit now.