My attention span barely survived this.
Vergil was being rather... distracting when I was writing this, so yeah, it's late. I know. :p
1. When I was little, I used to dress up as Vergil a lot.
2. It usually failed.
3. Mum and Dad laughed at me. << >>;
4. I physically can't function without pizza.
5. My guilty pleasure is strawberry milkshakes.
6. And very possibly beer.
7. The manly type, not the fruity girly stuff.
8. I've always wanted a little brother.
9. But Nero will have to do.
10. I'm actually terrified of exploding things.
11. They bring up bad memories of how Dad died.
12. I don't hit girls.
13. No matter how bitchy they are.
14. If anyone hits a girl in front of me, I will have to physically remove their balls from their body.
15. Preferably by shooting them. >:3
16. I actually like little kids.
17. But I tend to scare the crap out of them.
18. Ebony used to belong to Vergil.
19. But he gave it to me 'cause he's a sissy like that.
20. I used to be a huge jock in high school.
21. Gym was the only class I ever got an A in. -___-
22. I think the only reason I passed high school was 'cause the principle was scared of my Dad.
23. Dad's British, by the way. CRACK ANY JOKES AND DIE.
24. Mum's American.
25. I take after her. (Duh.)
26. Contrary to popular belief, I can cook.
27. ...pasta.
28. Only if I'm really, really hungry.
29. I normally put the whole box in and forget to add enough water. << >>;
30. I did my first motorbike flip when I was five.
31. I actually landed it.
32. But ended up running into a tree.
33. Dad was damn proud of me.
34. But then he told me Vergil did two.
35. Vergil and I were actually inseparable up until we were two.
36. Then we tried to kill each other repeatedly.
37. Our pillow fights were epic.
38. I usually lost. << >>;
39. Whoever can't wolf down a whole pizza is NOT A MAN.
40. I've actually slept for 24 hours before.
41. I highly recommend it. 8D
42. As long as you don't have an anal twin trying to beat you awake with a katana.
43. Before anyone asks, no, I don't know what gene causes white hair.
44. Or why it keeps showing up in my family.
45. Only that the majority of us look damn awesome with it. :D
46. I hate fish.
47. They taste terrible and they don't do anything but stare at you.
48. I also hate fishing, so don't bother asking me to go with you.
49. Golf is for pussies.
50. As is pink.
1. When I was little, I used to dress up as Vergil a lot.
2. It usually failed.
3. Mum and Dad laughed at me. << >>;
4. I physically can't function without pizza.
5. My guilty pleasure is strawberry milkshakes.
6. And very possibly beer.
7. The manly type, not the fruity girly stuff.
8. I've always wanted a little brother.
9. But Nero will have to do.
10. I'm actually terrified of exploding things.
11. They bring up bad memories of how Dad died.
12. I don't hit girls.
13. No matter how bitchy they are.
14. If anyone hits a girl in front of me, I will have to physically remove their balls from their body.
15. Preferably by shooting them. >:3
16. I actually like little kids.
17. But I tend to scare the crap out of them.
18. Ebony used to belong to Vergil.
19. But he gave it to me 'cause he's a sissy like that.
20. I used to be a huge jock in high school.
21. Gym was the only class I ever got an A in. -___-
22. I think the only reason I passed high school was 'cause the principle was scared of my Dad.
23. Dad's British, by the way. CRACK ANY JOKES AND DIE.
24. Mum's American.
25. I take after her. (Duh.)
26. Contrary to popular belief, I can cook.
27. ...pasta.
28. Only if I'm really, really hungry.
29. I normally put the whole box in and forget to add enough water. << >>;
30. I did my first motorbike flip when I was five.
31. I actually landed it.
32. But ended up running into a tree.
33. Dad was damn proud of me.
34. But then he told me Vergil did two.
35. Vergil and I were actually inseparable up until we were two.
36. Then we tried to kill each other repeatedly.
37. Our pillow fights were epic.
38. I usually lost. << >>;
39. Whoever can't wolf down a whole pizza is NOT A MAN.
40. I've actually slept for 24 hours before.
41. I highly recommend it. 8D
42. As long as you don't have an anal twin trying to beat you awake with a katana.
43. Before anyone asks, no, I don't know what gene causes white hair.
44. Or why it keeps showing up in my family.
45. Only that the majority of us look damn awesome with it. :D
46. I hate fish.
47. They taste terrible and they don't do anything but stare at you.
48. I also hate fishing, so don't bother asking me to go with you.
49. Golf is for pussies.
50. As is pink.