It's the most wonderful time of the year!
It's finally time for BASH WARS, so ya'll better choose your champion and mosey on over to the arena for sign ups.
"What is Bash Wars? I keep explaining this every year, but people still don't
know! It is the ultimate form of fake combat on the internet, as people from
around the world select warriors to represent them in a single-elimination
tournament to the death! Imagine the honor and prestige that comes
with choosing the competitor who wins the fearsome Bash Wars tournament and
becomes the annual Bash Wars Superking! Imagine the horror as your hero is
defeated and dismembered, carried out on his/her shield, his corpse trampled by
horses, at least knowing he/she had the nads to try! It's just like
that Stallone arm-wrestling movie, except you might have to fight a
dinosaur.
If you have a LiveJournal account, you are already ONE STEP AWAY
from testing your skills in the ancient tradition of fake fighting. Simply
fill out the signup sheet below with the name of the man/woman/robot/etc. you
think could kick everybody else's ass. Then keep that name a closely-guarded
secret, lest you lose the all-important element of surprise! Once signups are
closed I will seed the names into the tournament brackets, and then WAR WERE
DECLARED! "
fromjim_smith
SIGN UP NOW!