Welcome to Nom-Way Air.
Sit down, shut up, and do as your captain tells you.
We are clear for take-off.
We've now reached our cruising altitude of 35,000 feet.
We may experience some turbulence during our flight. Do not panic or you may get smacked.
Nomiki's an airplane. What else can be said? Except, you know, for this:
:B
Yup.