BLUEJAYS
WE SHOULD CONSIDER FOR A MOMENT THE PLIGHT OF THE BLUEJAY.
THIS PROUD AND NOBLE BIRD IS A DESCENDANT OF KING HENRY VI
AND INDIRECTLY RELATED TO CATHERINE THE GREAT
IGNORANT SENIOR CITIZENS, FOUL & UNKEMPT HELLIONS OF SOCIETY
OFTEN MISTAKEN THEM FOR A BLUEBIRD.
"LOOK AT THE PRETTY BLUEBIRD", THEY SAY TO THEIR DREADFUL LITTLE BEASTS OF GRANDCHILDREN.
AFTER MANY DECADES OF THIS RACIAL UNRECOGNITION, BLUEJAY COMMUNITIES ARE APATHETIC AND ANARCHIC.
OFTENTIMES THEY EXPRESS THEIR REBELLION BY EATING THE CROPS AND DEFECATING UPON PRICELESS COLLECTIONS OF WHITEWALL TIRES AND WINDSHIELDS.
OCCASIONALLY THEY EAT THE LAWN OF LITTLE OLD LADIES AND TERRORIZE IN FRONT OF THE LOCAL DENNY'S.
THE LESSON LEARNED IS AS FOLLOWS -
THE ELDERLY ONLY HAVE THEMSELVES TO BLAME
THIS PROUD AND NOBLE BIRD IS A DESCENDANT OF KING HENRY VI
AND INDIRECTLY RELATED TO CATHERINE THE GREAT
IGNORANT SENIOR CITIZENS, FOUL & UNKEMPT HELLIONS OF SOCIETY
OFTEN MISTAKEN THEM FOR A BLUEBIRD.
"LOOK AT THE PRETTY BLUEBIRD", THEY SAY TO THEIR DREADFUL LITTLE BEASTS OF GRANDCHILDREN.
AFTER MANY DECADES OF THIS RACIAL UNRECOGNITION, BLUEJAY COMMUNITIES ARE APATHETIC AND ANARCHIC.
OFTENTIMES THEY EXPRESS THEIR REBELLION BY EATING THE CROPS AND DEFECATING UPON PRICELESS COLLECTIONS OF WHITEWALL TIRES AND WINDSHIELDS.
OCCASIONALLY THEY EAT THE LAWN OF LITTLE OLD LADIES AND TERRORIZE IN FRONT OF THE LOCAL DENNY'S.
THE LESSON LEARNED IS AS FOLLOWS -
THE ELDERLY ONLY HAVE THEMSELVES TO BLAME