DIEGO

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ALLOW ME TO SLANDER THE GOOD NATIVES OF SAN DIEGO
THE REASON FOR THIS BEING REQUIRED IS AS FOLLOWS:

SAN DIEGO, TO THE CASUAL OBSERVER, SEEMS TO RESEMBLE A PRETTY, SHIMMERING BEACH TOWN
IN ACTUALITY IT IS A TRAINING BASE FOR NUCLEAR DOLPHINS AND IGNORANT MILITARY MEN.
THEY ARE, AS WELL, POWERED VIA NUCLEAR FISSION
THIS RESULTS FOR SOME HORRIFIC CONTRAST FILTERS.

CONTRAST FILTERS ARE FOR PHOTOSHOP, NOT FOR THE HUMAN RETINA!!