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Chungi and I are hot, horny, and our woman left us on Monday.
She's camping with her parents in Michigan until tommorow.
She's in big trouble when she returns.
My hair looks so hot right now...she would want me so bad.
Golly, I know she would.
*playing with nipples, licking lips, moaning, using asterisks*
For real though, I miss my sweety.
I finished this guitar a little while ago.
I used it as the cover image for this kid, Dj Anomaly's CD, a compilation of different local emcees on beats he produced. The beats are actually really nice in my opinion, but I can't say I'm feeling too many of the rappers. I understand the various roots of, and am sympathetic to people's need to prove some shit, but I just don't groove on it and would rather see people redirecting that energy into something more productive...like the promotion of Air Force Ones, naked dances in hot rooms, looking fly in Hummers and things of this nature. You know there's a whole 'nother world out there that doesn't have to involve hurting other rapper guys with your rhyming poems.
The older I get the funnier hip-hop becomes.
But not a Biz Markie kind of funny.
It's more of an, "Are fucking serious?" kind of funny.
An, "Oh shit...that act of yours isn't really an act...woah, that's fucked up."
Oh wait.
I'm 31 now.
Right, I see.
It's also dumb to be that hard on young folks, right? They just get bombarded with so much bullshit they just don't know any better.
On another tip, I guess there's some more recent stuff out that is actually really fresh and positive if I consider things in a more relative manner, and back up some years in my outlook.
And then there's the ol', "Ha-ha, existence itself is absurd and hilarious, so let's have a good time" approach.
Yeah, but not at the expense of other people's good times.
Greed.
That's whassup.
I will smile and love while I fight that dick-sucking bullshit.
Yeah, you're right, my use of "dick-sucking" there implys some fault of those that suck dicks, and yes indeed, usually the dick-sucking are truly the most beautiful people that exist.
How 'bout "wicked" bullshit?
A bit extreme perhaps, but yeah, keeping an insane amount of wealth to yourself while others struggle to maintain the bare life essentials is pretty fucking wicked.
And being sedated by the material and media promoted garbage that is churned out by the evil wizards is just sad and dumb.
Yeah, I know it's hard.
I definitely got sucked into Puffy's "50 Hip-Hop Artists of All Time" the other day. Couldn't tear myself away. "Who's gonna be next?!...Oh shit, Jah Rule!"
And when I was taking a commercial break Common taught me that cool jazzy styles and Coca-Cola were, "whassup". Or was it Sprite? Man, I'm not very good at this...
My little brother has an issue of Rolling Stone in my mom's car.
In it I found a picture of 50Cent at some sort of awards ceremony.
It was captioned---->50 Cent on JahRule: "Bitch-ass nigga"
I've been meaning to ask someone...how do you perform the quotes within quotes move properly?
See I dropped out of high-school cuz I was kickin' it on the strizneets with my crew an shi' until I turned 18, cold aced my GED, an hustled mom dukes into paying for art school.
Ha haaa! You got played, Mom!
Chris Silva on Mrs. Silva: "Bitch-ass nigga!"
But yeah, I'm really feeling Cat Power and Heart these days.
Crazy for you.
The power of cat.
Little Queen.
Art is hard when you have morals and want to try to use it as a promoter of some sort of human evolution. I really love drawing, but I'm constantly stressing myself out trying to figure out what to do next. I could be so much better at drawing and painting and whatever, but when it comes down to it I'd get annoyed at myself for indulging in a more disciplined pursuit of the technical aspects of art instead of just using the skills that I have to promote the ideas that I believe should take precedence over my ego and desire to play with toys.
But then I just overthink things and get all headlights-deer-azoid, piz-nizzle-aranoid about it.
It's pretty neat to be insane.
Nissan offered me a job as part of their corny-ass ad campaign that uses street-art aesthetics and techniques to add "street-appeal" to their new electric car.
The following is an excerpt from some bitch-ass nigga on their site:
(http://www.electricmoyo.com/)
"Much respect to Nissan for allowing us to use their billboards and radio commercials as works of art, representing the kultcha of Electric MOYO and promoting our message of freedom, access and respect. These works of artistic messaging would not have been possible without Nissan's permission, and as a result our works are more powerful and farther reaching. The message of Electric MOYO is not about vandalism and does not promote it. My message is about harnessing the power of responsible artistic expression with corporate participation to bring about more freedom, access and respect for myself and the people of Electric MOYO. So to all you natty, freakazoid creators in Electric MOYO land, I've got but one thing to say. Keep it live, keep it legit and keep it legal. Oh, and keep loggin' on as our conversation continues."
So..."street art" is better when done in conjunction with a large corporation?
Oh okay, what the fuck was I thinking all this time?
Yeah, those Nike ads by ***** really touched the depths of my soul...and freed the masses...from something more worthwhile.
Oh yeah. Speaking of legit public art spaces, Ms. Anderson, I know it's taking forever but after I finish the hood of this one, you're up next. I think it would be best if you could leave it with me for a day and a half if possible cuz you wanna make sure the paint cures properly so's not to get anything stuck to it while cruising around. I'm busy next weekend, but possibly the next?
Alrighty all you natty, freakazoid creators in LJ land, keep the "kultcha" alive, legit, and corporate!
Peace!
P.S.
I like hearing your voices on that audioblog stuff.
Technology is neat.
I spent two days trying to get rid of that cute little "Ms.Blaster" worm-virus-critter.
I had to skate downtown alone, 3 nights in a row to balance myself back out after obsessing over my computer for so long.
Gotta keep that kinda stuff up.
My skateboard used to seriously feel like an extension of my feet when I was younger.
It's not at all like that anymore.
I've said that a million times before.
I'm a genius.
P.P.S. To the people that I owe artwork, I offer my apologies instead. Sorry, I've just been overwhelmed. I will still try to come through with it at some point.
P.P.P.S. I told the art-director for the Nissan ads that while I did not think that he was evil to the core, I would not be helping him cheapen my artwork by selling cars with it...and I love my mommy so super lots. She's not a bitch-ass nigga in any way at all.