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so, after a few drinks, matt is wasted.
about 5 minutes ago, this is what he was saying
while we were in the kitchen.
"is it really 230?"
"no, it's 1230" - my brother tells him
"well why does the miocrowave say 230?"
"it's broken" -my brother informs him
"you fucking lying microwave. you're a liarrr. you try to trick me into believe it's really 230. i hate you. you're a piece of crap.
you suck ass."
"matt, do you know you're talking to a microwave" - i asked him.
"yeah, his name is steve, and he's a fucking liar, i hate him. he tried to trick me into thinking it's 230. i hate steve. he's a piece of crap."
so, after a few drinks, matt is wasted.
about 5 minutes ago, this is what he was saying
while we were in the kitchen.
"is it really 230?"
"no, it's 1230" - my brother tells him
"well why does the miocrowave say 230?"
"it's broken" -my brother informs him
"you fucking lying microwave. you're a liarrr. you try to trick me into believe it's really 230. i hate you. you're a piece of crap.
you suck ass."
"matt, do you know you're talking to a microwave" - i asked him.
"yeah, his name is steve, and he's a fucking liar, i hate him. he tried to trick me into thinking it's 230. i hate steve. he's a piece of crap."