My Humble, New, Holiday-Standard-to Come:

[theryk]

Deck the halls with parts of humans (fa la la la la la la la la!)
Zombie Time is now resumin' (fa la la la la la la la la!)
Don we now our leather faces, (fa la la la la la la la la!)
Tender are the human races, (fa la la la la la la la la!)

Rise from grave and E.R. gurneys (fa la la la la la la la la)
Take the first step of your journey (fa la la la la la la la la)
Walk real slow and chew on humans (fa la la la la la la la la)
You can't be vegan (we're assumin') (fa la la la la... la la la la!!!!"