Captain, set phasers to FUNTASTIC ADVENTURES!!!

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My husband is playing Civilization IV, he has the computer hooked up to the TV and stereo and Leonard Nimoy is the narrator but he doesn't really narrate, he just randomly says phrases throughout the game. So I keep looking up and going "Spock?! Is that you?!" Ha ha.

OMG - The OMEGLE Party Post at ontd_startrek has officially killed two entire nights now. And I haven't even read the whole way through the comments. I had to stop myself. I might go back to it, actually, but first I wanted to post some highlights. Mind you, I wasn't actually chatting, just reading everyone else's conversations and randomly commenting on those. Good times. The subject line of the post is something some random person said, which will now become my catchphrase. Someone else's response to a different chat was "oh god you think your a star wars thingy" - ha ha ha!!!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Wanna suck my dick
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You: Not now, Jim
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You: Wait until my shift's over.
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You: More, Jim
You: You can't be done so soon.
Stranger: Maggie?
You: None of that roleplaying shit, Jim
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Stranger: heyy
You: Ensign, how much do you weigh?
Stranger: 125?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: y?
You: In order to fit the maximum number of persons on the Captain's chair, we must have the most lightweight persons participate.
You: Please come to the bridge immediately.
You: Spock out.



Stranger: I love you.
You: Captain, you're drunk.
Stranger: I am not. O:
You: Yes, you are! Remember all that Romulan Ale?
Stranger: Oh.. Oh dear.
Stranger: Don't tell me mommmy. D:
You: You are a very strange drunk.
Stranger: Hushit.
You: Just get to your quarters before Spock finds you.
Stranger: Buy me a kitty.
You: I am not buying you a kitty, Kirk.
You: Just... go to your quarters, and I'm going to pretend very hard that this conversation never happened. Okay?
Stranger: BUY ME A KITTY.
You: Captain. I am NOT buying you a kitty. If you want to play with something fuzzy, go see if Scotty will let you play with his tribble.
Stranger: I.
Stranger: Want.
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Stranger: KITTY.
You: *gets out hypospray* The only thing you're getting is a nice nap. *injects* See you in the morning, Captain.
You have disconnected.

Okay, I'm really done now. I'm on page 29 of 49. I'm afraid my eyes might start bleeding. Going to read some fic instead. Let me know if I missed anything worth mentioning. PEACE!