XXXXXXXXXXXXXXTREME!!!!!

Jun 30, 2009 01:37

OK, this dream is too ridiculously awesome and hilarious not to share before going back to bed.

I just had a dream where I and a rag tag team of friends/adventurers and clones of myself defeated a GIANT evil super T-Rex show host/mastermind/all around villain and several evil clones (robots?) of myself (minions/prop pieces) in a gladiatorial arena/Death Race style stunt race show Extravaganza!!! on a giant blasted alien volcanic/ rock landscape driving some sort of silver armored cars looking like a cross between the current era Batmobile and a Delorian, all while billions of aliens watch from space in some sort of planetary space bleachers, with obvious accompanying central super space cube tv.

Said race culminated in a sequence driving/practically flying down through an underground cavern big enough to hold a city, hitting a hard turn under a rock bridge overhang with suitable stunts and trap dodging to cut off and outrace the clone minion's cars (insert line here about "oh no, what if the wrong one ends up in front?!") and race as fast as I possibly could up through a volcanic lava flow tube, culminating in a multi-MILE car jump over a caldera as the T-Rex set off the entire volcanic landscape behind and under me, all to the approving roar of the crowd.

When I landed safely, I'd already won the approval of the crowd as the roaring of their applause assured that I and my friends had won the race and won our lives against the giant evil T-Rex show host.

Needless to say, I woke up laughing a little bit on the inside.
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