Because David Bowie's crotch is "the center point of a dimensional warp that leads to a place where everything is fucking magical"! He deserves to be part of this celebration! :D DANCE MAGIC, DANCE! 8D
Maman,
This totally isn't 4 days late!!! 8DDDDI thank you for another year of laughs, WTF, and most of all, an amazing friendship. Espero no perder esta amistad tan linda que tengo contigo. I know this sounds corny, but corny is all I know how to be! ILU MAMAN! <3 Please don't ever change! Siempre te mirare como la hermana mayor que nunca tuve! <3
Sinceramente, tu brat,
~Moto