Sep 04, 2009 06:39
World Domination Status: My immunity will strike you down!
I have awesome dreams just before I wake up sometimes. For example:Werewolves walk among us they are tall and they take our bodies and flay us alive, then rip off the flesh strip by strip and eat it as a delicacy.
Ancient legend tells us of a way for the chosen prey of the wolves can avoid this. You must wrap yourself in a cloth soaked in witch hazel - they need not be completely covered, however both their ears must be covered. Then you sit in a wicker basket made of hazel bows. The wolves are allowed three tries to attempt to gain access to you in your protective cocoon (the hazel has magical properties which makes it difficult for them to penetrate), in remembrance of the heroine who first used this technique. Two for the first two attempts by the wolves, and a third time for the time that a third wolf attempted, by a god interfered, preventing him. This is how the quarry of a werewolf may escape with their life intact.
No idea if that makes any sense, and I'm still so sleepy I can barely see the computer screen. Yay~
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