TESTS!
Dammit... these tests are fun but they take up alot of room with the cool pictures! So Im not going to post anymore, but the results:
*Among ninja/knights/cowboys/pirates, I am definitely a pirate, scoring higher than 83% of people on pirateliness
*My life span has increased because of exercise but decreased because of smoking, to average out a total plus of about 7 years, making cancer the reason I die at 74 instead of the reason I die at 67. I take this test every year.
*My "love" personality type: "Vapor Trails - can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row. You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret. FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going."
*In an existential crisis, I will decide that life is beautiful, and everything will work out.
*If I was a Japanese demon, I would be the Kitsune, or "Fox demon," the ultimate doer of mischief. They are uncanny creatures who are notorious as much for their malevolence as for their wild and unpredictable behavior; a fox demon may help a human, only to betray him in deepest consequence at a later date; however, this behavior indicates that they are more perversely playful and apathetic to human suffering than genuinely evil and desirous of harm. And I scored higher than 92% of people on chaotic behaviour.
*If Zombies ever became a threat there's a 84% chance I'd survive, 86% higher than all those who took the test. Sorry guys, but if you were turning into one I wouldn't hesitate to kill you. And, I think, because I own a shotgun. And the handbook.
*If I was an X-Man I'd be Gambit, but I think maybe they didn't include Madrox in the results. Gambit's cool though. I always knew if I was an X-Man, I'd get to do Rogue.
*I have the potential to be a gunslinger. Not only that, but I'm the good guy. "You are the hero. You're tough, cunning, and have the skills necessary to be a gunslinger. You're not bound by a badge, so your justice is final. You don't play games. You're probably taciturn and solitary, but that's what you have to be. Your vendetta requires sacrifice. And like all cinema heroes, you win. You defeated your enemy in that showdown. Its likely your vendetta ended with him. You'll either continue your life as a bounty hunter, or simply settle down somewhere. Whatever you do, you'll probably have a Hollywood ending. Not that that's bad." I scored higher than most on vigilanteism, average on quickdraw ability and outlawishness. Pretty Cool.
*Finally, if I was a biblical villian, I would be King Nebuchadnezzar. I scored way high on pride and ambition but low on envy and decietfulness. Apparently I would make a good dictator if given the chance. Hail Caesar!
Anyone who wants to take these tests and others like them can find them on OKCupid.com, from the same people that did the spark, I think, and its fun, and free, unlike some websites n' stuff.
*Among ninja/knights/cowboys/pirates, I am definitely a pirate, scoring higher than 83% of people on pirateliness
*My life span has increased because of exercise but decreased because of smoking, to average out a total plus of about 7 years, making cancer the reason I die at 74 instead of the reason I die at 67. I take this test every year.
*My "love" personality type: "Vapor Trails - can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row. You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret. FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going."
*In an existential crisis, I will decide that life is beautiful, and everything will work out.
*If I was a Japanese demon, I would be the Kitsune, or "Fox demon," the ultimate doer of mischief. They are uncanny creatures who are notorious as much for their malevolence as for their wild and unpredictable behavior; a fox demon may help a human, only to betray him in deepest consequence at a later date; however, this behavior indicates that they are more perversely playful and apathetic to human suffering than genuinely evil and desirous of harm. And I scored higher than 92% of people on chaotic behaviour.
*If Zombies ever became a threat there's a 84% chance I'd survive, 86% higher than all those who took the test. Sorry guys, but if you were turning into one I wouldn't hesitate to kill you. And, I think, because I own a shotgun. And the handbook.
*If I was an X-Man I'd be Gambit, but I think maybe they didn't include Madrox in the results. Gambit's cool though. I always knew if I was an X-Man, I'd get to do Rogue.
*I have the potential to be a gunslinger. Not only that, but I'm the good guy. "You are the hero. You're tough, cunning, and have the skills necessary to be a gunslinger. You're not bound by a badge, so your justice is final. You don't play games. You're probably taciturn and solitary, but that's what you have to be. Your vendetta requires sacrifice. And like all cinema heroes, you win. You defeated your enemy in that showdown. Its likely your vendetta ended with him. You'll either continue your life as a bounty hunter, or simply settle down somewhere. Whatever you do, you'll probably have a Hollywood ending. Not that that's bad." I scored higher than most on vigilanteism, average on quickdraw ability and outlawishness. Pretty Cool.
*Finally, if I was a biblical villian, I would be King Nebuchadnezzar. I scored way high on pride and ambition but low on envy and decietfulness. Apparently I would make a good dictator if given the chance. Hail Caesar!
Anyone who wants to take these tests and others like them can find them on OKCupid.com, from the same people that did the spark, I think, and its fun, and free, unlike some websites n' stuff.