Home Again Jiggity Jig
A short time in the future in a state not
too far away...
"STAR WARS"
... err, I mean, I get to leave here and come home. Heh. Already bought my blowdryer in anticipation of the long hair I'll have. Guy, If you're out there, I'll be home in two weeks. You know how to get a hold of me, not the other way around. Linda... where are you!!??
And Star Wars is freakin awesome. This time next month, I should be well on my way to creating my Sith robes so I can dress up as Darth Cigarette should any large Star Wars events ever happen in the future. Who is Darth Cigarette you say? Well, it stems from the belief that a true Sith Lord should have trouble breathing. And partly from the fact that "you must never underestimate the power of the dark side... of nicotine." If nothing has as much allure as the pure power of the dark side, its cigarettes, and as that is the only downfall I anticipate in my future, it is appropriate to just skip it and rename myself as a Sith Lord... but I need an apprentice... Darth Newport? Darth Menthol? Hmmm....
too far away...
"STAR WARS"
... err, I mean, I get to leave here and come home. Heh. Already bought my blowdryer in anticipation of the long hair I'll have. Guy, If you're out there, I'll be home in two weeks. You know how to get a hold of me, not the other way around. Linda... where are you!!??
And Star Wars is freakin awesome. This time next month, I should be well on my way to creating my Sith robes so I can dress up as Darth Cigarette should any large Star Wars events ever happen in the future. Who is Darth Cigarette you say? Well, it stems from the belief that a true Sith Lord should have trouble breathing. And partly from the fact that "you must never underestimate the power of the dark side... of nicotine." If nothing has as much allure as the pure power of the dark side, its cigarettes, and as that is the only downfall I anticipate in my future, it is appropriate to just skip it and rename myself as a Sith Lord... but I need an apprentice... Darth Newport? Darth Menthol? Hmmm....