Cocoa Butter.
So -
Hold the stupid placard high, my tiny demon servants, for this week I have been nominated official "Crackhead Master of Evil of the Month". This week would have been more eventful had I gone somewhere but it will suffice that I did not have to actively ruin lives this week. Perhaps we all know that I have a car, and that often cars have problems. Well my car had a problem this week, and his name is Juan Vivar. As in Juan Vivar, my soldier who decides to let me loan him my car when he knows he doesn't have a license and gets pulled over for a stupid traffic violation when he knew he wasn't supposed to be going anywhere offpost in my car anyway and he did despite all, and Juan Vivar, who is going to court in two weeks and getting in some major shit and because of whom I now have restricted driving priveleges, as in my bosses decided that because I am not legally in trouble that it isn't fair to Juan Vivar. So I can't drive my own car, which the other day got a flat and since I said fuck it and got four new tires just so that I don't have to worry for a while, I caused a heap of mess in other peoples' lives just to get me and my car where I need them to be. So its fun, I am now being chaufferred around because of something I didn't do and the only person not being terribly inconvenienced by the whole matter is me. Because I don't go anywhere anyway. So I've found that even when I am not actively going out to destroy other people's lives I can do it passively in a less affective but more demeaning and annoying way.
My brother not the older one but the other one, now has a live journal http://www.livejournal.com/users/courtjester08/ . I've already posted my comments. I don't remember so many people messaging me about my posts, but then I realised that I was only getting posts by the people in my friends list as an option so I changed it. So If you were going to comment now's the time to do so, and I encourage you to. Also, if you messaged me while my phone was being possessed by AIM, know that you are forgiven, but also that your doom awaits for some future transgression against me. I am after all, a Master of Evil and we can't go around forgiving people all the time.
Hold the stupid placard high, my tiny demon servants, for this week I have been nominated official "Crackhead Master of Evil of the Month". This week would have been more eventful had I gone somewhere but it will suffice that I did not have to actively ruin lives this week. Perhaps we all know that I have a car, and that often cars have problems. Well my car had a problem this week, and his name is Juan Vivar. As in Juan Vivar, my soldier who decides to let me loan him my car when he knows he doesn't have a license and gets pulled over for a stupid traffic violation when he knew he wasn't supposed to be going anywhere offpost in my car anyway and he did despite all, and Juan Vivar, who is going to court in two weeks and getting in some major shit and because of whom I now have restricted driving priveleges, as in my bosses decided that because I am not legally in trouble that it isn't fair to Juan Vivar. So I can't drive my own car, which the other day got a flat and since I said fuck it and got four new tires just so that I don't have to worry for a while, I caused a heap of mess in other peoples' lives just to get me and my car where I need them to be. So its fun, I am now being chaufferred around because of something I didn't do and the only person not being terribly inconvenienced by the whole matter is me. Because I don't go anywhere anyway. So I've found that even when I am not actively going out to destroy other people's lives I can do it passively in a less affective but more demeaning and annoying way.
My brother not the older one but the other one, now has a live journal http://www.livejournal.com/users/courtjester08/ . I've already posted my comments. I don't remember so many people messaging me about my posts, but then I realised that I was only getting posts by the people in my friends list as an option so I changed it. So If you were going to comment now's the time to do so, and I encourage you to. Also, if you messaged me while my phone was being possessed by AIM, know that you are forgiven, but also that your doom awaits for some future transgression against me. I am after all, a Master of Evil and we can't go around forgiving people all the time.