Pick me up
Me feel like man. Me have truck.
Naw, really, went out and bought a truck. It's so fucking sweeeet. It's a ford, but I just affectionately refer to it as the "Fuck". Anyway, thought maybe all two of you would be happy to hear about that if you haven't already.
I also went to a wild hotel party got shitfaced, whipped, rolled around on the floor like a kitten, got hit on by gay men in star trek costumes, and threw up out a fifth story window. If that was your car, sorry. I remember most of it, but I was kind of fuzzy about the part where I woke up in a bathtub covered in glitter with transmutation circles written on my hands in sharpie. Ahhh... good times....
Naw, really, went out and bought a truck. It's so fucking sweeeet. It's a ford, but I just affectionately refer to it as the "Fuck". Anyway, thought maybe all two of you would be happy to hear about that if you haven't already.
I also went to a wild hotel party got shitfaced, whipped, rolled around on the floor like a kitten, got hit on by gay men in star trek costumes, and threw up out a fifth story window. If that was your car, sorry. I remember most of it, but I was kind of fuzzy about the part where I woke up in a bathtub covered in glitter with transmutation circles written on my hands in sharpie. Ahhh... good times....