Musical Thoughts

Jan 28, 2006 16:15

So this is the story all about how, our rap stars got turned upside down. Pretend for a second you could go back to the 80’s (Back to the Future style), do you think you could more easily convince yourself that Will Smith or Queen Latifah was a big movie star? If you were able to convince yourself of this, what are the chances you would believe that the now critically acclaimed actress has not changed her nickname and is still actually known by her regal nickname!

Since were infusing the 80’s and rap, I think Flavor Flav in many ways is like the smurfs for this generation. First off he is tiny, he is so dark he appears to be almost blue, he wears funny hats and no shirt very often, has a huge male antagonist Gargamel=Bridgette Nielsen, and he takes common words and replaces portions with his name (ie the flavor-gram the girls got on his show last week). Now that is smurftastic!
SIDNEOTE: If you have not yet watched Flavor of Love, make sure you see the episode with Flav’s mom, and when the contestants make fried chicken (best tv ever). It actually also reminded me of Back to the Future as well, when Michael J. Fox played the other characters, cause you put a Viking hat on his mom (or moms as he would say) and you could not tell them apart.

Not even realizing who sang it, I kinda like Lil Bow Wow’s new song. Excuse me; he’s growing up now, so it’s Bow Wow. Unfortunately all this new maturity may not fully come through since the remainder of his name is still the most common answer given by 2 year olds when asked what a puppy dog says.

Have you ever heard of someone actually being captured thanks to America’s Most Wanted? Because I never have. Yet every year, someone with a criminal record gets busted for going on American Idol. I think they should make the Fugitive 2 (I don’t count that American Marshalls movie) and this time rather than fully pursue the 1 armed man have Harrison Ford get busted by Tommy Lee Jones after a pathetic rendition of Moulin Rouge. Why would someone with a record so badly feel the need to sing!

Who loves their own butt more: J-Lo, Beyonce or Fergie? Cause they sing about it more than anything else.

Lastly and very much in line with butts! We get the country music station here at ND. So I flipped by MTV, and see a video called “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” and no I kid you not. Hilarious, like rap video for country. Anyways on way to the snowflake dance last night (yes that was the name of our semi formal dance) we pass the Morris (our local theater) and see the guy is playing there, and the DJ played it lastnight. I had showed everyone the video, so we all cracked up, and we may go see him.

PLEASE check out this video here:
http://www.cmt.com/artists/az/adkins_trace/artist.jhtml

You will not be sorry! Remember, its Honky Tonk Badonkadonk (like you could forget).
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