Happy New Year
Hey everyone, check me here and on myspace (theroc526@aol.com) So I have about a month off during which I am supposed to be working on getting an internship, instead I sleep till 4, never get out of boxers and watch MTV. In fact setting up a myspace account is my greatest achievement thus far.
First off, hope everyone got what they wanted for Christmas, I think the best gift I gave was a digital camera to Lesley, but since then she has become paparatzi, so you can get a flip book of Christmas day with all the pics she took. I think the digital camera is the greatest example of a persons impatience. A few years ago you took a picture, and had to finish a roll of film (could take weeks) then take it somewhere to get developed. Now the second we take a picture, we want to see it, and people are annoyed if they are not the first ones to get a look. Its unbelievable someone will tap their foot and be like let me see, as the idiot that got handed the camera first can't figure out how to scroll back and look at the picture. Then when someone gets the camera, they only look at what they look like in the shot, they stare at it maybe even lying about how the others look just so the pic can pass a good shot, if they look good in it.
The funny thing is while this has changed dramatically, the actual way we take pictures has never changed, its always push down that button on the top right. I mean this is how we take a picture. It is ALWAYS how we have taken pictures. Watch the Flinstones, he presses a button on the top right, it pulls the tail of a little lizard and it chizzles the picture into a rock. Yet we hand a camera to someone, and its like they just got here from Mars, "what do I hit, where do I press?" TOP RIGHT, its always the top right, this is why we asked you to take the picture and not be in it, you're a moron! Lesleys camera came with an 80 page manual, but watch someone take the camera, it can all be summed up in 2 words, what do I do? Top right. Thats it. What are the other 79 pages for?
Ok so I said I have been watching a lot of TV. Can I ask, why would anyone that apparently has a huge fear of having their rooms snooped through on television sign up to be on Room Raiders? Watch the reaction these dummies have when they explain the premise of the show, they are shocked and horrified. If someone looking at your room with a blacklight is a dilemma, maybe try to get yourself on the Next bus.
I also want to thank MTV for lacking any compassion with Nick and Jessica, they have a DVD to sell so we are getting marathons regardless of how Nick and Jessica are doing! I think they should make bonus footage of the newest season of those 2 on that 30 minute divorce court show, this way we can see every second of their married life together, minus their poops. Wonder why it didn't work. PS Jessica, I'm free till 7/20/07 then Im off the market, act now!
Ok I am out, want to wish you a Happy New Year. People always wish me a safe new year, not a happy one. I think this is because they know I am likely to get drunk and vomit on neighbors lawns out of spite, but I want to wish everyone a HAPPY NEW YEAR.
First off, hope everyone got what they wanted for Christmas, I think the best gift I gave was a digital camera to Lesley, but since then she has become paparatzi, so you can get a flip book of Christmas day with all the pics she took. I think the digital camera is the greatest example of a persons impatience. A few years ago you took a picture, and had to finish a roll of film (could take weeks) then take it somewhere to get developed. Now the second we take a picture, we want to see it, and people are annoyed if they are not the first ones to get a look. Its unbelievable someone will tap their foot and be like let me see, as the idiot that got handed the camera first can't figure out how to scroll back and look at the picture. Then when someone gets the camera, they only look at what they look like in the shot, they stare at it maybe even lying about how the others look just so the pic can pass a good shot, if they look good in it.
The funny thing is while this has changed dramatically, the actual way we take pictures has never changed, its always push down that button on the top right. I mean this is how we take a picture. It is ALWAYS how we have taken pictures. Watch the Flinstones, he presses a button on the top right, it pulls the tail of a little lizard and it chizzles the picture into a rock. Yet we hand a camera to someone, and its like they just got here from Mars, "what do I hit, where do I press?" TOP RIGHT, its always the top right, this is why we asked you to take the picture and not be in it, you're a moron! Lesleys camera came with an 80 page manual, but watch someone take the camera, it can all be summed up in 2 words, what do I do? Top right. Thats it. What are the other 79 pages for?
Ok so I said I have been watching a lot of TV. Can I ask, why would anyone that apparently has a huge fear of having their rooms snooped through on television sign up to be on Room Raiders? Watch the reaction these dummies have when they explain the premise of the show, they are shocked and horrified. If someone looking at your room with a blacklight is a dilemma, maybe try to get yourself on the Next bus.
I also want to thank MTV for lacking any compassion with Nick and Jessica, they have a DVD to sell so we are getting marathons regardless of how Nick and Jessica are doing! I think they should make bonus footage of the newest season of those 2 on that 30 minute divorce court show, this way we can see every second of their married life together, minus their poops. Wonder why it didn't work. PS Jessica, I'm free till 7/20/07 then Im off the market, act now!
Ok I am out, want to wish you a Happy New Year. People always wish me a safe new year, not a happy one. I think this is because they know I am likely to get drunk and vomit on neighbors lawns out of spite, but I want to wish everyone a HAPPY NEW YEAR.