YES

[thermoelectric]

While working as an undercover agent in the grocery store by photographing and documenting food marketing slogans like fat-free mushrooms (they're all fat free) for my Food, Health and Law final, I was lucky enough to find...

YESSSSSSS. THEY'VE FINALLY INVENTED 0 CALORIE, SODIUM FREE WATER. NOW I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MY WEIGHT WHEN I'M DRINKING WATER.




See... water has always had zero caloric value.