I have just made hayley a Jacket potato for Hayley and it was well done, all packed up for her to take to work. So I was inspired to make a picture to capture my triumph.... My face forms part of the salad garnish!
Here I am as the God Of Jacket Potatoes, Lording it up over some sheep in my sunshine teletubby-esque utopiah:
(Theres a great pun here to do with basking in creamy goodness but I am not going to highlight it!)