Hot weather and hot cars....
Today I climbed into my car after work and burnt my hand on the heat abosrobed by the leather on the steering wheel... now being a black car it absorbs the heat however no matter what colour car you have its gonna get hot when the sun is beating down on it for a several hours.... so i figure what car would be best to survive this heat wave we are having... No less than the bat mobile!!! Batman has the correct combo right all the way through.....
The original bat mobile for instance, open top cabriolet style, stylish body shape with a retro edge, alloy wheels and an after burner for rocketing along. Bubble windows make for this kookie mobile and it still retains the paintwork in black for pure hard edge sex. This beast will keep you cool as you move along simply with its open top.....
The next generation batmobile....
Features front turbine which must suck in some serious cool air, still in sexy black, good all round dragster style rims and can shell itself over with armour plate, now that has gotta keep the sun out of the windows, fuck these sun blinds that you have to clamp between your doors! This also has a brilliant batwing twin fender... class!!!
Current batmobile:
Designed for desert warfare and jumping rivers. It has gotta have air con.
My car:
Now compare the above picture with the other three pictures and I can see where I am going wrong, and why I must melt like a marshmellow in coffee every freakin' time I get out of work in this heat. Seriously though I love my corsa, its a little trojan of a car, I just wish it would keep me a bit cooler in this climate .....