Tonight...
I went to see the new harry potter film and it was a total let down. here are the reasons why :
1. harry potter is a completely unendearing character. infact, he's a bit of a knob.
2. hermione is a stuck up annoying cow.
3. rons vocabulary mostly consisted of bloody hell or piss off.
4. lots of scenes seemed to be missing (i havent even read the book either), it seemed like they had filmed a couple and cut them out cos they were disappointing. particularly the quidditch at the start seemed abit chopped up.
5. there were far too many supporting characters/ bit actors with only 1/2 lines/appearances. i was confused as to who half of them were!
6. the first hour was boring!!
7. it was actually just way too long despite all the cuttings.
8. the ghost in the toilet is just a dirty pervert, and made me feel slightly unnerved.
9. it was far too scary for the little kids in the kino, yeah it was a 12a but of course everyones gonna take their kids, who promptly shat themselves on several occasions.
10. harry and choo's love story was completely disjointed and had no real substance (possibly due to scenecuts). waste of time.
11. there were too many dodgy accents (the russian guys and french girls - i think thats where they were from, i was half asleep)
so yeah. then we went to pizza hut and had a family feast and it was ok but i ate too much ice cream and now feel sick. and squirted a load of it on the floor. silly me.
1. harry potter is a completely unendearing character. infact, he's a bit of a knob.
2. hermione is a stuck up annoying cow.
3. rons vocabulary mostly consisted of bloody hell or piss off.
4. lots of scenes seemed to be missing (i havent even read the book either), it seemed like they had filmed a couple and cut them out cos they were disappointing. particularly the quidditch at the start seemed abit chopped up.
5. there were far too many supporting characters/ bit actors with only 1/2 lines/appearances. i was confused as to who half of them were!
6. the first hour was boring!!
7. it was actually just way too long despite all the cuttings.
8. the ghost in the toilet is just a dirty pervert, and made me feel slightly unnerved.
9. it was far too scary for the little kids in the kino, yeah it was a 12a but of course everyones gonna take their kids, who promptly shat themselves on several occasions.
10. harry and choo's love story was completely disjointed and had no real substance (possibly due to scenecuts). waste of time.
11. there were too many dodgy accents (the russian guys and french girls - i think thats where they were from, i was half asleep)
so yeah. then we went to pizza hut and had a family feast and it was ok but i ate too much ice cream and now feel sick. and squirted a load of it on the floor. silly me.