Wii Wii, nooooo!
And so, the champion of the Dade and I, got up early to begin our quest for the Wii, so that I might proclaim myself the blonde prince of Nintendo, but alas, the great court minstrel, Jed, forged an iron web of lies, and made the uncrowned prince and the champion, lie in wait with hopes of ambushing the delivery wagon. For 2 hours they waited before the great UPS wagon arrived from the capital and proved the web of untruth to be a great hindrance in his rise to the throne. 4 of the Xbox devil machines, arrived, disguised as the fabled Wii Wii. It is the wide belief that the minstrels partner, the terrible Drewbo, wants all of the Wii Wii's for himself.
Moral of the story: The great district lord of Rhino does not want the fellowship to attain a Wii.
Moral of the story: The great district lord of Rhino does not want the fellowship to attain a Wii.