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[therippling]

Isn't this the exact same cell? Couldn't you have at least changed it up?

The decor stinks.

Humans get phone calls and lawyers, right?

I'm half.

Give me one of them.

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[justashow]

What kind of lawyer?

[therippling]

Does it matter?

[justashow]

Different kinds of lawyers deal with different kinds of issues. It matters.

[therippling]

I'm in for murder.

[justashow]

Then you'll need a criminal defense lawyer.

[therippling]

Are you?

[justashow]

No, I'm afraid not. I'm a divorce attorney.

[therippling]

... Divorce?

[justashow]

When those who are married no longer wish to be married they become divorced.

[therippling]

Marriage is for humans.

[justashow]

Not just humans.

[therippling]

Hmm?

[justashow]

Other species marry too. ...Or they at least have something like marriage.

[therippling]

All it does is make them weak, you know.

[justashow]

I don't think that's true.

[therippling]

Oh, but I do.