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[therippling]

No one kills Awakened Beings better than I do. The Organization wouldn't sic me on them all the time if I wasn't.

They wouldn't ignore how many humans I play with otherwise. As long as the humans don't know, they're just casualties from a beast that I take care of for them.

I kill those monsters.

I take care of those pitiful humans that can'

Comments

[orphanedpuppy]

W-why are you not #1 then?

[therippling]

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They have other skills.

[orphanedpuppy]

I-isn't b-being part of the Organization about killing y-yoma? S-so wouldn't the best at it be #1?

[therippling]

I said Awakened Beings. Not common yoma.

[orphanedpuppy]

Oh.

Y-you're also the best at keeping p-people out of your area of the forest!

[therippling]

I do that, too.

[orphanedpuppy]

Haha, w-wow, you're good at lots of things!

[therippling]

I know I am.

[orphanedpuppy]

I'm bet I'm better than you th-though at, umm...

P-peeing standing up!

[therippling]

...

I bet you are.

[orphanedpuppy]

Y-yeah!!!

[therippling]

Only because I never tried, though.

[orphanedpuppy]

I-I don't think girls can!

[therippling]