two funny college stories
1) My roommate is hardly ever in the room, even at night. A few nights ago, she was actually sleeping here. I was playing around on the computer when there was a knock at the door. I opened the door and the girl there asked, "Is Jennifer asleep?" I replied, "Yes." She asked, "May I wake her up?" Of course I said yes and let her in, because it's not like I'm going to keep her from waking up Jennifer if she wants to.
She walks over and wakes up Jennifer and starts whispering to her. All I hear is "Bring your pillow in the car!" Then Jennifer stumbles out of the room wrapped in her comforter, carrying her pillow. I haven't seen her since.
2) Today in the cafeteria while at the salad bar, I was laughing with Whitney about Leigh's non-stop flirting and I knocked over two ceramic bowls. They hit the floor and broke into a zillion pieces. Of course the whole cafeteria turned around to stare at me, and one boy near me shrieked, "A piece is in my leg!" I was mortified, but for some reason I could not stop laughing. I turned to Whitney and asked, "What do I do?" He replied, "First, help this good man get that piece of ceramic out of his leg!" Now my nickname is Hester Prynne, according to Whitney.
She walks over and wakes up Jennifer and starts whispering to her. All I hear is "Bring your pillow in the car!" Then Jennifer stumbles out of the room wrapped in her comforter, carrying her pillow. I haven't seen her since.
2) Today in the cafeteria while at the salad bar, I was laughing with Whitney about Leigh's non-stop flirting and I knocked over two ceramic bowls. They hit the floor and broke into a zillion pieces. Of course the whole cafeteria turned around to stare at me, and one boy near me shrieked, "A piece is in my leg!" I was mortified, but for some reason I could not stop laughing. I turned to Whitney and asked, "What do I do?" He replied, "First, help this good man get that piece of ceramic out of his leg!" Now my nickname is Hester Prynne, according to Whitney.