Stolen From Samantha
1. been drunk? No
2. smoked pot? No
3. kissed a member of the opposite sex? Yes
4. rode in a taxi? No
5. been dumped? Yeah. It sucked but was also extremely gratifying.
6. shoplifted? I was a kid. I feel terrible about it to this day.
7. been fired? Yes. I spend at least five minutes each day insulting my former boss and hoping that his business is bankrupt.
8. had a job? I have TWO!
9. been in a fist fight? Yeah. I won.
10. snuck out of your parent's house? No
11. been arrested? No
12. stole something from your job? No
13. celebrated new years in times square? Fuck New Year's.
14. went on a blind date? No
15. smoked a cigarette? No
16. gone on an airplane by yourself? I've never been in an airplane, period.
17. broken a bone? No
18. had sex in a car? Uh...
19. had sex in public? Uh...
20. White lied to a friend? My entire life is a lie.
21. had a crush on a teacher? No
22. celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans? No
23. been to europe? No
24. made out in a movie? No
25. taken caffiene pills? No
26. been to disney land? I was at the one in Florida, whichever one that is.
27. had a crush on someone you hardly knew? No
28. been to california? No
29. been skinny dipping? Hell no
30. regretted something? Quite a few, actually
31. peed on someones lawn? Yeah. My own.
32. skipped school? In college
33. thrown up from drinking? No
34. lost your sibling? No
35. been butt nekked bangin on the bathroom floor? No
36. kissed a member of the same sex? NO
37. had sex with a boy? No
38. had sex with a girl? Yes
39. been in a car accident? Yes
40. partied for days and days straight? I don't even think I've "partied" for one day, let alone many in succession.
41. had a family member die? Yes
42. played 'clue'? Many times
43. had a sleepover party? I don't think I've ever hosted one, actually
44. went ice skating? I used to go Ice Skating at least once a week.
45. dropped x? No
46. been cheated on? I hope not. If so, I'll slit her fucking throat.
47. had a boyfriend/girlfriend? Yes
48. had a threesome? No
49. had a sweet sixteen? No. The best one I went to, though, was Samantha's, whose Sweet Sixteen was quite excellent.
50. had a quinceanera? Does that involve mowing lawns?
52. Drove? Yes
Do you...
1. have a crush? Cory
2. have a dog? No
3. have a cat? No
4. have your own room? Yes. It's a pigsty.
5. listen to slayer? "Reign In Blood" is awesome. I haven't heard anything else, though.
6. paint your nails? What do you think?
7. play a sport? Yes. But not very well.
8. play more then one sport? Yes. But not very well.
9. watch sports on TV? All the time.
10. have a favorite singer/group/artist? It would have to be The Beatles.
11. have more then one best friend? I don't know. I think I have a definite Top 2 or 3 where I can't decide who gets top billing, so I guess so.
12. get good grades? I did, at least when I wasn't taking 18 credits a semester.
13. play an instrument? Yeah, but I'm really bad at guitar because I just don't enjoy it like I used to.
14. have slippers? No.
15. Wear boxers: Every so often.
16. wear black eyeliner? No
17. like the color blue? Yes
18. like the color yellow? No
19. cyber? What the fuck?
20. claim? My job at work revolves around claims, so I guess so.
21. like to read? Yeah. I wish I had more time for it, though.
22. like to write? Writing is the one thing that I've had success at and I've been confident in. I love writing and I hope I do it as well as I think I do.
23. have long hair? No
24. have short hair? Yes
25. have a cell phone? Yes
26. have a lap top? No
27. have a pager? Fuck no
Are you...
1. ugly? I'm the wrong person to ask this. Probably.
2. pretty? Guys aren't pretty. And I'm not too into my looks, so no.
3. ok? Define OK. I'm in a pretty shitty mood right now, actually, so not currently.
4. bored? Yes
5. happy? For the most part
6. bilingual? No
7. white? Yes
8. black? No
9. tall? I'm 6 feet tall. If that's tall, then I'm tall.
10. short? I'm 6 feet tall. If that's not tall, then I'm short.
11. drinking something? Water
12. ticklish? Yes. I'm dying for something to make me laugh.
13. listening to music? I was.
14. homophoebic? No. I actually give gay people credit for knowing who they are and not being ashamed of it.
15. racist? If I make racist jokes but don't really mean them, am I a racist?
I think this was the most depressing survey I've ever taken. I am such a boring, nondescript person. My answers suck. I suck. I'm not funny. I am not exciting. I have no faith in myself. I wish I never did this stupid survey.
2. smoked pot? No
3. kissed a member of the opposite sex? Yes
4. rode in a taxi? No
5. been dumped? Yeah. It sucked but was also extremely gratifying.
6. shoplifted? I was a kid. I feel terrible about it to this day.
7. been fired? Yes. I spend at least five minutes each day insulting my former boss and hoping that his business is bankrupt.
8. had a job? I have TWO!
9. been in a fist fight? Yeah. I won.
10. snuck out of your parent's house? No
11. been arrested? No
12. stole something from your job? No
13. celebrated new years in times square? Fuck New Year's.
14. went on a blind date? No
15. smoked a cigarette? No
16. gone on an airplane by yourself? I've never been in an airplane, period.
17. broken a bone? No
18. had sex in a car? Uh...
19. had sex in public? Uh...
20. White lied to a friend? My entire life is a lie.
21. had a crush on a teacher? No
22. celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans? No
23. been to europe? No
24. made out in a movie? No
25. taken caffiene pills? No
26. been to disney land? I was at the one in Florida, whichever one that is.
27. had a crush on someone you hardly knew? No
28. been to california? No
29. been skinny dipping? Hell no
30. regretted something? Quite a few, actually
31. peed on someones lawn? Yeah. My own.
32. skipped school? In college
33. thrown up from drinking? No
34. lost your sibling? No
35. been butt nekked bangin on the bathroom floor? No
36. kissed a member of the same sex? NO
37. had sex with a boy? No
38. had sex with a girl? Yes
39. been in a car accident? Yes
40. partied for days and days straight? I don't even think I've "partied" for one day, let alone many in succession.
41. had a family member die? Yes
42. played 'clue'? Many times
43. had a sleepover party? I don't think I've ever hosted one, actually
44. went ice skating? I used to go Ice Skating at least once a week.
45. dropped x? No
46. been cheated on? I hope not. If so, I'll slit her fucking throat.
47. had a boyfriend/girlfriend? Yes
48. had a threesome? No
49. had a sweet sixteen? No. The best one I went to, though, was Samantha's, whose Sweet Sixteen was quite excellent.
50. had a quinceanera? Does that involve mowing lawns?
52. Drove? Yes
Do you...
1. have a crush? Cory
2. have a dog? No
3. have a cat? No
4. have your own room? Yes. It's a pigsty.
5. listen to slayer? "Reign In Blood" is awesome. I haven't heard anything else, though.
6. paint your nails? What do you think?
7. play a sport? Yes. But not very well.
8. play more then one sport? Yes. But not very well.
9. watch sports on TV? All the time.
10. have a favorite singer/group/artist? It would have to be The Beatles.
11. have more then one best friend? I don't know. I think I have a definite Top 2 or 3 where I can't decide who gets top billing, so I guess so.
12. get good grades? I did, at least when I wasn't taking 18 credits a semester.
13. play an instrument? Yeah, but I'm really bad at guitar because I just don't enjoy it like I used to.
14. have slippers? No.
15. Wear boxers: Every so often.
16. wear black eyeliner? No
17. like the color blue? Yes
18. like the color yellow? No
19. cyber? What the fuck?
20. claim? My job at work revolves around claims, so I guess so.
21. like to read? Yeah. I wish I had more time for it, though.
22. like to write? Writing is the one thing that I've had success at and I've been confident in. I love writing and I hope I do it as well as I think I do.
23. have long hair? No
24. have short hair? Yes
25. have a cell phone? Yes
26. have a lap top? No
27. have a pager? Fuck no
Are you...
1. ugly? I'm the wrong person to ask this. Probably.
2. pretty? Guys aren't pretty. And I'm not too into my looks, so no.
3. ok? Define OK. I'm in a pretty shitty mood right now, actually, so not currently.
4. bored? Yes
5. happy? For the most part
6. bilingual? No
7. white? Yes
8. black? No
9. tall? I'm 6 feet tall. If that's tall, then I'm tall.
10. short? I'm 6 feet tall. If that's not tall, then I'm short.
11. drinking something? Water
12. ticklish? Yes. I'm dying for something to make me laugh.
13. listening to music? I was.
14. homophoebic? No. I actually give gay people credit for knowing who they are and not being ashamed of it.
15. racist? If I make racist jokes but don't really mean them, am I a racist?
I think this was the most depressing survey I've ever taken. I am such a boring, nondescript person. My answers suck. I suck. I'm not funny. I am not exciting. I have no faith in myself. I wish I never did this stupid survey.