Poker Night
Read it and weep, boys...
I am hereby guaranteeing victory for myself tonight. I will win the first (only?) game we play. And I will take Rich K out in the process.
Brian and/or Schiff, please take note of this so that its authenticity cannot be questioned.
I reserve all rights to rescind this guarantee if the Jets win tonight. This is because the Jets need all the luck in the world to win and if they get the win, then there will be no luck left for me.
I am hereby guaranteeing victory for myself tonight. I will win the first (only?) game we play. And I will take Rich K out in the process.
Brian and/or Schiff, please take note of this so that its authenticity cannot be questioned.
I reserve all rights to rescind this guarantee if the Jets win tonight. This is because the Jets need all the luck in the world to win and if they get the win, then there will be no luck left for me.