Sep 10, 2003 21:18
I pulled into the McDonald's drive thru the other day to get a chicken sandwich and found my path blocked by a very large white van.
Now I would think little of this, except for the van was just sitting there, partly in a parking space, mainly blocking the drive thru. I was wondering what the heck was going on. Then the sliding door opened and a vanload of gargantuanly fat people literally rolled out of it, stumbled onto the pavement, and then began a strange pace to the door of the establishment, with their arms held out to the side for balance because they were walking on the outsides of their feet due to the inability to hold their legs in a vertical position.
It was very comical, especially after recent lawsuits.
I went to Kroger and got a box of Ritz crackers for lunch instead.