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[therestherobot]

Since the damn return remote won't work (Though for the life of me I can't figure out why.) I'll need something to do while I try to figure out new plan.

So, welcome to the first day of learning "Non-mad science". We're going to be starting with physics, and working our way up to building interdimensional portals and going home.

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[famed_mage]

*Rita walks into the room carrying alot of books. She places them on the teachers desk, and writes her name on the board, along with "The Reasons why Non-mad Science is better then Mad-Science." She then turns to the class.*

I am Rita Mordio, and I will be your teacher for Non-Mad Science. I will change you from the idiots you are right now into smart, productive members of society.

*She spots Atomic-Robo.*

Hmm, do you have a question for your teacher already? It better not be anything perverted.

[therestherobot]

It had better not be... What? How would a robot even- No, that way lies madness.

What do you think you're doing? I'm supposed to be the teacher here.

[famed_mage]

You must be confused. I got this job the other day. I have been hoping a job like this would show up, something that best shows off my talents.

Are you a robot? I haven't seen many of you from where I am from...

[therestherobot]

Who me? A robot? Don't be ridiculous. And don't change the subject! They told me I had this job.

[famed_mage]

They told me I had this job as well! God damn it, why am I not surprised? Of course those damn people would screw this up too.

Well, I am the smarter one, so I should be teacher.

[therestherobot]

You're the smarter one? I graduated with honors at Harvard University. You can't be out of high school!

[famed_mage]

I graduated Aspio University, the best University in my world, when I was 10 years old, and I'm the smartest researcher and Mage in Aspio, which is filled with researchers and mages.

[therestherobot]

Okay, so maybe you're doing a good job for a teenager. Do you have any experience actually teaching classes?

[famed_mage]

Everyone has to start sometime, right?

I assume you have, right? That doesn't matter. I quit my job as a Geothermic Maintenance worker for this. I was tired of having to work with lava all the time.

[therestherobot]

Well what did you expect with a job title like "Geothermic Maintenance Worker"?

[famed_mage]

Well, there was nothing else that I could use my skills with. I have a degree a Geology along with many others. I never expected I would have to actually diver lava, and clean if for demons!

Now, how are we going to solve this teacher issue?

[therestherobot]

You can be my TA. How's that sound?

[famed_mage]

You want me to be your teachers assistant? Why don't you be mine? Don't treat me like an idiot.

[therestherobot]

I'm sure you're not an idiot. I just suspect you're lacking in real world experience at teaching.

[famed_mage]

... whatever, and you have taught people before Robot?

[therestherobot]

*lofty dignity* I have been doing guest lectures at various universities across the world since the 1950s.