Oh, April

Dec 09, 2005 16:22

You have a few zits, and Becky's kind of being a jerk, but you don't need improvement all that badly. Sure, your family could stand improvement, especially your mother and older brother. But at least you're not living in your friend's mom's basement, attempting to plot your way out of Rhode Island so that you never have to return.

Have you ever even been to Rhode Island, April? Let me tell you a secret: tourists don't seem to realize this, but New England sucks. And most of all, Rhode Island sucks. Oh, it seems scenic, and socially the ideas circling here are liberal enough, at least on the surface. But once you're outside of Providence, the only thing anyone wants to do is (1) get drunk (2) get married (3) give the most money at Church because fer chrissakes, that's how we establish a pecking order. Actually, the Pattersons would probably like it fine here.

I think my problem is that I have ambition. And that no one likes me.

gah.
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