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Look, baby. We need to talk. No one likes getting up to go to work (okay, maybe some people do, but your mom can think of many other things she'd rather do). You know what makes getting up for work suck even harder? Knowing that there is a greater than 50% chance that you're going to throw up within ten minutes of getting out of bed. So for the sake of mommy's sanity, can you do something so I don't throw up 5-6 mornings a week? Don't make me use your full name.
Love,
Mommy
Love,
Mommy