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[theresaslife]

So I just got done talking with my mom, brother, and sister all in a chat room and let me tell you, things got a little crazy! I'm going to only show you the most interesting parts:
First off: Mom = Chrisc0704 Bro = TheDeadInMe Sis = Mellyh0913 & me = Resses7684 duh
Oh yeah P.S. my family calls me Kate; always have, always will
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Chrisc0704 (6:50:13 PM): happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday to you!!!! i wonder which kid this is
MellyH0913 (6:50:28 PM): kate of all kates
reSSeS7684 (6:50:36 PM): i am having a party over here for my bday
MellyH0913 (6:50:43 PM): drink a lot
Chrisc0704 (6:50:48 PM): BE careful
reSSeS7684 (6:50:53 PM): i'm cooking hot dogs for everyone and having a keg
MellyH0913 (6:51:00 PM): yeah buddy
reSSeS7684 (6:51:02 PM): duh i'm not stupid
TheDeadInMe (6:51:06 PM): KEG STANDS...
Chrisc0704 (6:51:20 PM): watch your drinks college guys like to put date rape drugs inside the girls drinks
TheDeadInMe (6:51:27 PM): ma do you know what a keg stand is?
reSSeS7684 (6:51:32 PM): lik i'm stupid mom
MellyH0913 (6:51:35 PM): lesson # 1 from mom
TheDeadInMe (6:51:37 PM): oh those so outdated
reSSeS7684 (6:51:41 PM): thses are all my friends that are coming
TheDeadInMe (6:51:43 PM): the guys just take the girls now
MellyH0913 (6:52:03 PM): ken someone will take your little ass
TheDeadInMe (6:52:12 PM): rule number one.. there is no talking about the party at any time
Chrisc0704 (6:52:13 PM): stop it ken i grew up with keg stands
reSSeS7684 (6:52:31 PM): haha
MellyH0913 (6:52:31 PM): we did to
TheDeadInMe (6:52:45 PM): rule number 2, no sex in the champagne room
MellyH0913 (6:52:55 PM): only after dark
TheDeadInMe (6:52:55 PM): mom you dont know what a keg stand is
Chrisc0704 (6:53:16 PM): i know what a keg is
TheDeadInMe (6:53:35 PM): keg stand?
MellyH0913 (6:53:55 PM): what the hell is a keg stand
TheDeadInMe (6:53:56 PM): KEG STAND
TheDeadInMe (6:54:32 PM): its whre a few people hold you upside down and you drink from the keg nozle for as long as you can drink.. you get fuckkkkkked up
MellyH0913 (6:54:48 PM): dont fall on your head
reSSeS7684 (6:54:51 PM): its basically chugging a beer
Chrisc0704 (6:54:53 PM): dont ever do that you can aspirate and die
MellyH0913 (6:54:57 PM): that could be bad
reSSeS7684 (6:55:00 PM): i dont do them
TheDeadInMe (6:55:07 PM): thats the whole idea mom
Chrisc0704 (6:55:25 PM): if the liquid gets in your lung you will aspirate its like drowning
MellyH0913 (6:55:36 PM): i would do one but i do not think anyone could pick me up haha
TheDeadInMe (6:55:48 PM): i never did one nor will do one
reSSeS7684 (6:55:57 PM): oh melanie
Chrisc0704 (6:56:03 PM): mel dont be funny
TheDeadInMe (6:56:06 PM): i can pick your fat ass up.
MellyH0913 (6:56:14 PM): ken yes you would stop lying to mom
TheDeadInMe (6:56:16 PM): ive been benching doris when we FUCK
TheDeadInMe (6:56:22 PM): she 140
TheDeadInMe (6:56:33 PM): how much are you mel... 250?
MellyH0913 (6:56:33 PM): oh shit ken you are tripping
MellyH0913 (6:56:45 PM): mom cover your eyes
reSSeS7684 (6:56:49 PM): our family is f'ed up!
Chrisc0704 (6:56:52 PM): someone is giving me too much info
MellyH0913 (6:57:04 PM): yes that is correct
reSSeS7684 (6:57:27 PM): he goes by the name of kenneth hammond
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Lesson #1 learned: My mom did keg stands when she was younger
Lesson #2 learned: My family is Ca-razy!!!