Dairy: because it tastes good, dammit. Also, is this bad?
I hope to write later about my excellent weekend, but I would just like to take a minute to pimp my current favorite dairy product, Wallaby Yogurt. Now, I have a complicated and conflicted relationship with yogurt. Generally, yogurt is too Something for me: tart, bland, thin, thick, processed, sweet, artificially sweet, chunky, smooth. I eat it by itself on rare occasions, because it is Made of Protein and Fills Me Up and Is Good for Me, and usually just use it as an ingredient or to make fresh cheese.
But this Wallaby Yogurt. This I eat because it is delicious.
It is organic.
It is creamy and mild and not sugary.
It comes in flavors like "Banana Vanilla," "Maple," and "Lemon."
It is 79 cents a cup, cheaper than most conventional yogurt, for those of us playing at home.
It is available at both Sahara Mart and Bloomingfoods. I highly recommend that you acquire yourself some and rekindle your love affair with yogurt.
AB's Biggest Fan
You scored 55% knowledge, 83% fangirling, and 19% resentment!
Ever seen the movie "Misery?"
Well, I'm at least sure that you've seen Ill Gotten Grains. Not to be harsh, but maybe you should get a hobby. NO, stalking AB doesn't count either!
You're in it for the host 100% of the way. Sure, what he's cooking may be nice, but come on. It's Alton Brown you want.
You tend to rewind and rewatch scenes, (remember the sauna?) squee constantly, and say "Alton Brown is Good Eats" far more often than any person ever should.
You're also probably pretty far into denial about the whole "married with kids" thing, and may even ignore your own significant other when Sexypants Good Eats is on.
My suggestion: Let poor AB out of the closet and go tell your husband how much you love him. Wait--no, I meant your real husband!-- Huh? What are you going to do with-- Hey don't-- No! He said he WASN'T into vegetable bondage!-- Oh, bother.
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 0% on knowledge
You scored higher than 99% on fangirling
You scored higher than 0% on resentment
Link: The Good Eats Watcher Personality Test written by Um_Ami on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
But this Wallaby Yogurt. This I eat because it is delicious.
It is organic.
It is creamy and mild and not sugary.
It comes in flavors like "Banana Vanilla," "Maple," and "Lemon."
It is 79 cents a cup, cheaper than most conventional yogurt, for those of us playing at home.
It is available at both Sahara Mart and Bloomingfoods. I highly recommend that you acquire yourself some and rekindle your love affair with yogurt.
AB's Biggest Fan
You scored 55% knowledge, 83% fangirling, and 19% resentment!
Ever seen the movie "Misery?"
Well, I'm at least sure that you've seen Ill Gotten Grains. Not to be harsh, but maybe you should get a hobby. NO, stalking AB doesn't count either!
You're in it for the host 100% of the way. Sure, what he's cooking may be nice, but come on. It's Alton Brown you want.
You tend to rewind and rewatch scenes, (remember the sauna?) squee constantly, and say "Alton Brown is Good Eats" far more often than any person ever should.
You're also probably pretty far into denial about the whole "married with kids" thing, and may even ignore your own significant other when Sexypants Good Eats is on.
My suggestion: Let poor AB out of the closet and go tell your husband how much you love him. Wait--no, I meant your real husband!-- Huh? What are you going to do with-- Hey don't-- No! He said he WASN'T into vegetable bondage!-- Oh, bother.
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 0% on knowledge
You scored higher than 99% on fangirling
You scored higher than 0% on resentment
Link: The Good Eats Watcher Personality Test written by Um_Ami on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test