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[thereikaitantei]

New Year's.

Pfft.

Like my mom really needs an excuse to get drunk.

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[sauntered]

Drinking is a rather excellent activity.

[thereikaitantei]

Oh, sure, when you're not the one cleaning up vomit.

[sauntered]

It is my opinion that one should be skilled at preventing themselves from landing in that unfortunate position.

[thereikaitantei]

Sorta hard to prevent when your mom throws up on your feet, yeah?

Who're you?

[sauntered]

Hm. Wear more resilient shoes? Or practice jumping out of the way.

Crowley. I don't believe I've met you before.

[thereikaitantei]

I'm Japanese. We don't wear shoes in the house. The jumping thing might be smart, though.

Probably not. Urameshi Yuusuke. Spirit Detective.

[sauntered]

Yes. Perhaps invest in a trampoline? Those can be effective training tools, as it were.

That's...quite a mouthful. Do you have a shorter name perhaps?

And may I ask what exactly a spirit detective is? I've never quite heard the term before. And I've been around an, er, while.

[thereikaitantei]

Heh. I can jump pretty high already. It's the timing that sorta sucks.

Yuusuke's fine, I guess.

It's my job. Fight bad guys and all that. Sorta got roped into it after I died and got brought back to life. My boss is the prince of Reikai, the afterlife. It's sorta complicated.

[sauntered]

There must be some sort of aerobics for that sort of thing.

May I call you Y? It's rather easier for me.

I see. Does this qualify you as undead? I hear they have quite the pension plan.

[thereikaitantei]

Or there's the good old-fashioned method of ankle weights.

Y? ...Sure. Go ahead.

No, it qualifies me as alive. Botan'd probably know about that pension plan business, though, her being a Grim Reaper and all.

[sauntered]

Hadn't considered those.

Thanks, Y. You're ever so kind.

Grim reapers are not people I enjoy socialising with actually, so I'll take your word for it.