Fic: Home by Midnight (Death Note)

[theredwepainted]

LOL, remember when I wrote fic? Well apparently all it takes is leather to get me working again, NOT THAT IT MATTERS because like two people I know have seen DN. Sadface mcgee that is me, that is me.

Fandom: Death Note
Rating: PG-13(ish).
Spoilers: Chapter 98 or so?
Author's Notes: Written for Mello's birthday! Happy birthday, Mello! My gift to

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[booboosheep]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MELLO HERE have a dead guy with whom you have an ambiguous canon relationship. :D

and cake.

i guess. if you're into that.

have i mentioned how awesome this fic is cos this fic is like way awesome. also it makes me want to die, in a good way.

edit: also ariel your gift to EVERYONE is suffering. come on now.

[theredwepainted]

LOL AND YOU USE A MELLO/NEAR ICON FOR IT, I LOVE THE IRONY (but Mello would not).

Also I think he'd probably rather just have a lot of chocolate bars. Maybe a REALLY BIG ONE.

edit: hey that's... ...true.

[booboosheep]

no wait. are you suggesting that near is not invited to mello's birthday party? ;_;

maybe he wants a statue of himself IN CHOCOLATE. or better yet one of near, so he can eat its head like a chocolate easter bunny.

see bb that's what i like about you is that you do not discriminate. regular joes, supergeniuses, werewolves, orphans, vampires (and their slayers), tiny angry artists... everyone gets a share of the suffering! it's like communism but with sadness. or something. ??

anyway whatever MELLO have a matt, god.

[theredwepainted]

yes. that is what i am saying.

NOW MIND YOU if i were planning the guest list i would definitely invite Near because how fun would that be. he'd bring all the party games.

HEY NOW dont forget bitchy borderline (??) alcoholic ad agents. they need suffering too, mmkay.

[booboosheep]

o okay then.

OF COURSE. and then everyone would be like hey mello who got you the cool robot for your birthday? and mello would shoot them and then shoot himself.

...

also adorkable sidekicks? and WHOEVER ELSE WE MISSED? HOW ABOUT BITCHY DRUIDS? YOU MADE THOSE SAD TOO.

WHO ELSE WILL YOU MAKE SAD, ARIEL?

[theredwepainted]

WHO ELSE WILL YOU MAKE SAD, ARIEL?

Light and L.

[booboosheep]