Kilts = ________
A serious lack of modesty on my behalf.
A lot of turned heads, especially in mid-american suburbia.
A lot of blushing faces when I notice the turned heads.
Even more blushing faces when I sit down and the kilt doesn't fall between my legs...
Some happy happy days of breezes and comfortable freedom.
Did you know that cuddles and kilts don't mix very well. There's the whole lying down thing, then the whole, "am i covered, are there children/people near by?" thing. After that is the, "OK so I think this thing is covering me, but I don't know how well." Seriously I never thought wearing a kilt would make me feel like an awkward girl wearing a skirt for the first time on a date.. But just the other day, while laying down to get some stuff from underneath a car in a storage shed, I put my left knee up and pulled my foot closer to me. I then realised that were I aimed in the other direction, i could have flashed an entire office full of people. This makes cuddling in parks either interesting, dangerous, or provocative.
I should get pictures of me in the kilt, with the possible up-kilt shot that leaves much to the imagination. Like the one where you keep staring and it's still too dark to tell.
And to answer the question, I wear it traditionally, everywhere, even in the cold.
Thoughts?
A lot of turned heads, especially in mid-american suburbia.
A lot of blushing faces when I notice the turned heads.
Even more blushing faces when I sit down and the kilt doesn't fall between my legs...
Some happy happy days of breezes and comfortable freedom.
Did you know that cuddles and kilts don't mix very well. There's the whole lying down thing, then the whole, "am i covered, are there children/people near by?" thing. After that is the, "OK so I think this thing is covering me, but I don't know how well." Seriously I never thought wearing a kilt would make me feel like an awkward girl wearing a skirt for the first time on a date.. But just the other day, while laying down to get some stuff from underneath a car in a storage shed, I put my left knee up and pulled my foot closer to me. I then realised that were I aimed in the other direction, i could have flashed an entire office full of people. This makes cuddling in parks either interesting, dangerous, or provocative.
I should get pictures of me in the kilt, with the possible up-kilt shot that leaves much to the imagination. Like the one where you keep staring and it's still too dark to tell.
And to answer the question, I wear it traditionally, everywhere, even in the cold.
Thoughts?