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[theredredkrovvy]

The last true veshch your humble narrator can remember, I was intending to snuff it. Those grahzny bratchnies, that sodding writer veck and his foul malenky droogs, they like played that music to make me do it. I jumped from that okno on my oddy knocky with the shoom of the stracky orchestra in my ears and the feeling of wanting to be sick all

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[buywithme]

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Comrade, do you sometimes find your pen refusing to align letters in the correct order to form real words? From time to time do you realize that you don't actually understand what words are needed to make sentences which accurately express you want to convey? Have you noticed that the imagination you've relied upon to get you through life apparently isn't enough to construct words with a universally understood meaning? Comrade, now is the time to step up and take no hesitation from existence! To set aside the sentimental words that we and our families and our friends have carved out of the verbal fabric of the world, and surpass the childishly individual dialect that will never serve us in a contemporary business and commerce setting! The time is here to take command not of the language that has naively evolved in our personal and backwater suburbs, but rather the gloriously uniform words of the Oxford English dictionary! For only a small, negotiable fee, eight hundred pages of perfectly defined, aligned, and accurately assigned words can be yours! Forever at your disposal for a greater, more specific life of understandable conversation!

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[theredredkrovvy]

2/2 - He fixes on the important parts

[theredredkrovvy]

Business and commerce, brother?

Prefect likes that you called him Brother :D

[buywithme]

Business and commerce, brother.

Without a strong command of universally understood language, how can you ever hope to establish a strong base with potential customers?

I thought he might! The start of a very bizarre friendship, perhaps? :P

[theredredkrovvy]

I do not believe I have any like potential customers, brother sir. And that being the case, my nadsat serves me just horrorshow. But I can govoreet like you and all these other vecks if I so choose, brother. To get my like point across, yes?

And what dost thou know about like business and commerce, then?

Perhaps! When he tries hard he understands what you're saying, which is a start!

[buywithme]

Well, not yet you don't have any potential customers, but if no one can understand the way you, uh, "govoreet" then you won't get any!

And Comrade, I know that business is the most beautiful, sacred, wonderful thing in the world!

That's a good thing! Alex is kinda...irritated that no one gets what he's talking about. :P

[theredredkrovvy]

Maybe so, but I don't know that I'd be able to itty about like a dobby salesman...

What is it that you do for a rabbit, my bratty?

Prefect is a lot smarter than he acts, and it's not THAT hard to figure out what Alex means!

[buywithme]

Well, I'm very sorry to hear that Comrade.

I'm an Alpha Plus, and a Prefect for the Factory.

He...kinda wants to know if Prefect can get him a razor.

[theredredkrovvy]

What's an Alpha Plus? And which factory would that be, brother?

What veshches didst this factory of yours like produce?

Prefect probably can't :c but he'll try!

[buywithme]

An Alpha plus is the most responsible and capable of the working Factory employee's, and I work for the Factory, not just a Factory.

And the Factory produces everything!

That's all Alex asks. :|

[theredredkrovvy]

Righty right, then. What's the Factory?

So canst thou like supply things to them that are on this sodding ship?