Jul 03, 2006 23:47
Work sucks. Work is also boring. If you are a single person and you are not a firefighter, astronaut, or secret agent, you should sue your work for making you more boring, thereby decreasing your chances of getting laid. If you are a firefighter, astronaut, or secret agent, you are a fantasy never-exist person, and you don't count.
Against the popular myth, work does not make you money. Work hides that by confusing you with things. Work makes you spend money on more things. You don't actually have more money. You have more things, and you use more things and throw away more things, so you have the same number of things. Some works take money from you directly. They have food places and drink machines with bad foods and drinks to keep your health low so you spend money on food- and drink-things and also medicine-things. CURSE YOU SODA MACHINE, YOU HAVE ROBBED ME OF MY SILVERY JOY! Food- and drink-things give you energy. You need energy to work. Sleep makes energy. Work means no sleep. Work makes you spend money to get energy to work.
Work is very good at its job. Work is very good at making you make no money for no things and no sleep. No money and things are no more money or things than you had. No sleep is less sleep than you had. Unless you went to school, then you already had no sleep. But now you have no more sleep. More no sleep. Sleep no more. An increased amount of not any sleep. The null set of body rest. Multiplied. Added to your total. No more sleep.
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We are going to take down a fence and put up another fence. We worked to buy a thing to get rid of one thing and use the other thing. No more things. Fences don't put themselves up. More work. Work made no more money to get no more fence-things to DO MORE WORK. I am going to bed to get no more sleep.