SpongBob SquarePants is Gay!!!!
This just in! According to Dr. James Dobson of the group Focus on the Family, SpongeBob SquarePants is guilty of promoting the gay agenda. This is an abomination! These subversive homos must be stopped! Don't they know that Leviticus 18:22 specifically states that gayness is an abomination before god? If the queers will stoop to putting subversive anti-family messages in children's cartoons, then is nothing sacred? Not since the infamous Tinky Winky debacle have I seen anything so depraved. Next thing you know, children will be turning in to their favorite cartoon only to see gay sea sponge on starfish sex. If SpongeBob SquarePants is not stopped, then the show's gayness will soon rupture the fabric of space and time. Ye, fire and brimstone will rain down upon the earth causing THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!!!!!!!!
God, why are there so many morons?
God, why are there so many morons?