Kids say the darndest things
When I was in kindergarten, teens from the high school came over to talk to us about Not Smoking, Because Smoking Is Bad. They asked us if we knew any smokers, and I raised my hand and told them that my fairy godmother used to smoke but she quit when I was born because I was allergic to the smoke. I had no idea why everyone was laughing at me, until I was older and realized there was a difference between Fairy Godmother and Godmother.