Lycanthropy and Beer
I am allergic to silver.
I have to put up with all my friends yelling "Werewolf!" and running off. (Two of them already did) Then they asked me how I got bitten, and when I said the only time I got bitten since the last full moon (and I know 'cause I was up at 5am Monday) was by my kitty, who's gone wild and was away all Monday nite. Conclusion? I am a were-kitty. Deal.
Why? "Sensitive skin." People complain all the time about having sensitive skin. Mine touches metal (in this case a new silver watch) and reacts, usually by turning red and itchy and bumpy. (Which explains why I'm wearing a bandage made of toilet paper and tape, and smell of minty toothpaste.) Do NOT talk to me of sensitive skin.
On a completely different note, my friend reminded me of the Molson "I AM CANADIAN" commercials and beers, and I said:
"Damn, Molson sold out to Coors. No more I AM CANADIAN beer/commercials. More like "I am Canadian and American beer. Let's pretend we didn't just sell out to capitalism and say that we're good sports for providing a link between the two countries."
They got rich off our patriotism and sold us out!! Does anyone else care? Do I care? Well, not really.
I have to put up with all my friends yelling "Werewolf!" and running off. (Two of them already did) Then they asked me how I got bitten, and when I said the only time I got bitten since the last full moon (and I know 'cause I was up at 5am Monday) was by my kitty, who's gone wild and was away all Monday nite. Conclusion? I am a were-kitty. Deal.
Why? "Sensitive skin." People complain all the time about having sensitive skin. Mine touches metal (in this case a new silver watch) and reacts, usually by turning red and itchy and bumpy. (Which explains why I'm wearing a bandage made of toilet paper and tape, and smell of minty toothpaste.) Do NOT talk to me of sensitive skin.
On a completely different note, my friend reminded me of the Molson "I AM CANADIAN" commercials and beers, and I said:
"Damn, Molson sold out to Coors. No more I AM CANADIAN beer/commercials. More like "I am Canadian and American beer. Let's pretend we didn't just sell out to capitalism and say that we're good sports for providing a link between the two countries."
They got rich off our patriotism and sold us out!! Does anyone else care? Do I care? Well, not really.