Cucumbers
Ah, the cucumber. A delightful vegetable with oh so many purposes. You can eat it in a mulititude of ways, use it as a baseball bat, even stick it up random girls! What I find magnificent to do with this godly fruit is to cut it up into thin strips after a good 5 minute basting in a vagina, crap on it, and eat it. Great with caviar! I guess my favorite thing about the cucumber is that it makes up for my lack of male genitalia, except for the testicles of course.