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[therealrobotnik]

Porky! I have FOUND the second CHAOS EMERALD! Ohohohoho!

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[kingporky]

Whoopdee flippin' do!
Want me to put that accomplishment on the refrigerator wall?

[therealrobotnik]

Well, I did not OBTAIN it yet, I simply KNOW of its LOCATION.

Do you not understand how powerful the EMERALDS are? Collecting all seven is integral!

[kingporky]

Calm down, Botsy, get a hold of yourself.
You're never going to have any fun if you keep stressing over this stuff.

[therealrobotnik]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE CALM WHEN--

LOOK, it's hidden inside the Diamond City Forest. As if by some bad FATE, it's the GREEN emerald. Therefore, it BLENDS IN with the environment. This is a PROBLEM.

[kingporky]

So what? All we have to do is burn the place down! Badda bing, badda boom! Get some of those fire-RETARDant robots of yours to storm in and get it!

Or you can always look through the whole forest. Might take a few days. Might not find it the first time.

[therealrobotnik]

BURNING the forest DOWN? Now THAT sounds like a GOOD IDEA.

Then let's DO that. TONIGHT if possible. The SOONER the BETTER.

[kingporky]

Kyahahah!
You know, I've got plenty of pyromaniacs in my chimera army. My special Fireflies breathe REAL fire. I CAN let you borrow some~ Just 'cuz I'm so nice.